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« Reply #165 on: June 02, 2011, 01:17:22 PM »
>You find a coin of the Mushroom Kingdom variety.
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What will you do with it?
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

« Reply #166 on: June 02, 2011, 01:29:25 PM »
>Insert coin and wait for whatever happens next
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

The Chef

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« Reply #167 on: June 02, 2011, 01:33:15 PM »
Mario jumps out of the arcade cab and greets you with a warm friendly "Hello paisano, it's-a me, Mario!"

What will you do now?

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« Reply #168 on: June 02, 2011, 02:34:42 PM »
>Punch him in his filthy dago wop guinea face
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BP

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« Reply #169 on: June 02, 2011, 04:40:41 PM »
You punch Mario's precious guinea pig. It cries.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #170 on: June 02, 2011, 06:40:59 PM »
>Laugh
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BP

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« Reply #171 on: June 02, 2011, 06:44:08 PM »
You cackle like a bad guy. Mario consoles his guinea pig.

It's a hollow, cold feeling.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

The Chef

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« Reply #172 on: June 02, 2011, 10:00:40 PM »
> Take Mario's place for one day.

BP

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« Reply #173 on: June 02, 2011, 10:10:48 PM »
Mario is not having an adventure today, so you take his guinea pig on a day trip to Six Flags.

You find yourself at the park entrance. Obvious paths are PARKING LOT and PARK.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #174 on: June 02, 2011, 10:24:56 PM »
>Park in PARK
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

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« Reply #175 on: June 02, 2011, 11:33:27 PM »
You park your kart on top of the lady in the Wonder Woman costume.  "How could you, Mario?" wonders Wonder Woman.

The guinea pig is very excited to be at the theme park and wants a picture with Wonder Woman.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #176 on: June 03, 2011, 12:03:51 AM »
>Apologize to guinea pig.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

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« Reply #177 on: June 04, 2011, 06:17:57 PM »
The guinea pig reluctantly accepts your explanation for why he can't see Wonder Woman, only biting your hand a little bit.

The guinea pig wants to ride Kingda Ka. Do you let him?

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"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #178 on: June 04, 2011, 06:23:05 PM »
>Tell guinea pig he is not tall enough.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #179 on: June 04, 2011, 06:36:26 PM »
The guinea pig siphons matter from another dimension and adds it to its own mass, growing larger than you.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

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