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« Reply #195 on: June 04, 2011, 09:34:59 PM »
Coincidentally, the psychiatrist just so happens to be your mother.
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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #196 on: June 04, 2011, 09:36:05 PM »
>Make out with psychiatrist.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #197 on: June 04, 2011, 10:08:09 PM »
I do not understand "MAKE OUT".

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The Chef

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« Reply #198 on: June 04, 2011, 10:55:23 PM »
> Kill father

BP

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« Reply #199 on: June 04, 2011, 11:30:40 PM »
You kill the first priest you see.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #200 on: June 04, 2011, 11:50:54 PM »
>Give priest a proper burial
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #201 on: June 05, 2011, 12:36:53 AM »
You dress the priest in a fancy suit, gently place him in a coffin, drive it to the cemetery, dig a grave, then dump scavenging snails onto the corpse, strap rockets to his feet and launch him off to the moon. As is customary in your country of origin.

Now you got the rest of the weekend to yourself.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #202 on: June 05, 2011, 11:52:34 AM »
>Play Thy Dungeonman
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

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« Reply #203 on: June 05, 2011, 01:44:46 PM »
I don't understand "Play"

DO SOMETHIG!
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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #204 on: June 05, 2011, 02:40:24 PM »
>Look
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #205 on: June 05, 2011, 03:19:49 PM »
It is late evening. You are in a graveyard. Around you are graves. Above you, a dead snaily priest whizzes off into space. At your feet is an open grave. There are a few ghosts over there making small talk and sipping ghost beer. You can also see the street from here. A six-foot-tall guinea pig in a lumberjack's outfit waits at a bus stop across the street.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #206 on: June 05, 2011, 03:37:03 PM »
>Rehab
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The Chef

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« Reply #207 on: June 05, 2011, 07:09:54 PM »
You attempt to take the guinea pig to a rehabilitation center but he's all like "I don't wanna go!"

What now?

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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #208 on: June 05, 2011, 08:08:20 PM »
>Wail on guinea pig with you must be this high sign until he gives in.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #209 on: June 05, 2011, 09:05:47 PM »
You notice that with every hit he takes, the guinea pig grows a smidgen bigger.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

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