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Toad

« Reply #255 on: June 09, 2011, 11:14:13 PM »
You caused a time paradox since you killed everyone. Marty McFly didn't get to make his famous journey.

Way to go, ya big dummy.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

WarpRattler

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« Reply #256 on: June 09, 2011, 11:22:09 PM »
It's in a video game and I'm God anyway so it doesn't matter.

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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #257 on: June 09, 2011, 11:22:48 PM »
>I get confused as to who is speaking when because the computer keeps talking about me in the first person.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Weegee

« Reply #258 on: June 09, 2011, 11:29:46 PM »
WarpRattler is demoted from his position as God for the sake of the game. (No hard feelings)

You are the only remaining living organism in the universe.

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WarpRattler

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« Reply #259 on: June 09, 2011, 11:33:28 PM »
>say "Hold on a second. You can't demote the character in the game (who at some point became me) from being God."

BP

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« Reply #260 on: June 09, 2011, 11:43:28 PM »
Yes I can, go play some game I can't pronounce

SO ANYWAY now you're in an alleyway. A light rain drizzles down. You can leave the alley and check out the street or go in further. Or dig in the trash or whatever

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

WarpRattler

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« Reply #261 on: June 09, 2011, 11:46:51 PM »
>scream "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR??????"

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #262 on: June 09, 2011, 11:50:23 PM »
You are fighting to find some scraps of food in this alleyway before you die.

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"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

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« Reply #263 on: June 09, 2011, 11:51:58 PM »
>die in an incredibly creative and gruesome manner

BP

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« Reply #264 on: June 09, 2011, 11:56:14 PM »
A passing genie with bad hearing grants you immortality. Seriously quit dying man and play the god[darn] game

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #265 on: June 10, 2011, 12:13:25 AM »
>Beat up a kid and steal his food.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

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« Reply #266 on: June 10, 2011, 12:17:12 AM »
While pondering how a genie could pass by and grant immortality if nothing except you remains alive, a baby goat holding a footlong sub sandwich in its mouth passes by you. You beat it up and steal its sandwich, devouring it greedily.

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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #267 on: June 10, 2011, 12:19:41 AM »
>Apologize to the goat, who was already dead.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

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« Reply #268 on: June 10, 2011, 12:21:03 AM »
You apologize for beating a dead goat, but your apology has little feeling, since the goat is dead and also that sandwich was delicious.

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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #269 on: June 10, 2011, 12:21:29 AM »
>Digest the sandwich.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse
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