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WarpRattler

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« Reply #330 on: June 12, 2011, 01:10:56 AM »
You buy ice cream for you and W. It likes mint chocolate chip.

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« Reply #331 on: June 12, 2011, 01:49:18 AM »
>Wonder how a firearm can eat ice cream
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #332 on: June 12, 2011, 02:02:46 AM »
As an immortal superbeing, you tend not to wonder such things.

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« Reply #333 on: June 12, 2011, 02:05:17 AM »
>Put cat ears on W to make him (her? it?) match the rest of the weeaboo universe
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BP

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« Reply #334 on: June 12, 2011, 02:24:57 AM »
Warp died in the last game. Along with the weeaboo [dukar]. Amaterasu rest their souls.

But you do that anyway. W gets all excited and silly, blissfully unaware to the fact that the deceased population of the previous world used to get off to this kind of thing.

What do?

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WarpRattler

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« Reply #335 on: June 12, 2011, 09:16:30 AM »
>remove the cat ears, they look silly and make W look completely harmless

The Chef

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« Reply #336 on: June 12, 2011, 10:41:21 AM »
W looks slightly dejected but still perfectly understanding as to why you did that.

What next?

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WarpRattler

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« Reply #337 on: June 12, 2011, 11:16:48 AM »
>hunt for another portal

« Reply #338 on: June 12, 2011, 02:33:56 PM »
You find the portal to the world of ugly naked men, which does in fact exist.

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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #339 on: June 12, 2011, 02:47:47 PM »
>Shoot them with W.
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #340 on: June 12, 2011, 02:58:35 PM »
You start shooting them, but it turns out W's bullets just make them not be ugly and also be clothed.

The handsome clothed men throw a huge banquet for you and W in celebration.

Which food would you like to try first?

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BP

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« Reply #341 on: June 12, 2011, 03:22:13 PM »
> The fudgesicles
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #342 on: June 12, 2011, 05:22:56 PM »
They are delicious and fudgetastic.

What next?

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« Reply #343 on: June 12, 2011, 05:27:17 PM »
>The sausages
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #344 on: June 12, 2011, 06:11:29 PM »
Also delicious, though W isn't fond of their spiciness.

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