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WarpRattler

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« Reply #270 on: June 10, 2011, 12:35:19 AM »
You sit around reading old newspapers for a few hours while the sandwich digests.

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« Reply #271 on: June 10, 2011, 01:16:02 AM »
>Go swimming
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #272 on: June 10, 2011, 01:32:52 AM »
You find a deserted indoor swimming pool and go for a swim. It's rather dull with no one else around, though.

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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #273 on: June 10, 2011, 06:12:44 AM »
>Cure AIDS.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

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« Reply #274 on: June 10, 2011, 07:46:48 AM »
You already did that when you killed every other living being!

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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #275 on: June 10, 2011, 08:01:09 AM »
>Cure death
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

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« Reply #276 on: June 10, 2011, 08:39:24 AM »
Since you're the only living being left, that genie already did that for you.

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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #277 on: June 10, 2011, 09:08:20 AM »
>Cure death for those who are already dead
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

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« Reply #278 on: June 10, 2011, 09:13:45 AM »
You can't cure death. It's terminal.

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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #279 on: June 10, 2011, 09:19:59 AM »
>(thatsthejoke)
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

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« Reply #280 on: June 10, 2011, 09:29:04 AM »
(it'snotfunny)

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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #281 on: June 10, 2011, 10:34:56 AM »
>Remind SELF to never get a job as a comedian
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

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« Reply #282 on: June 10, 2011, 11:00:05 AM »
You don't know why you would have gotten a job as a comedian anyway, not that such a thing would be possible with no one else left alive in the universe. You also can't comprehend why the player thinks you're him.

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The Chef

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« Reply #283 on: June 10, 2011, 11:37:46 AM »
> Commit Suicide

WarpRattler

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« Reply #284 on: June 10, 2011, 11:53:18 AM »
You can't. You're immortal. Blame BP.

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