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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #285 on: June 10, 2011, 12:27:06 PM »
>Blame BP
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #286 on: June 10, 2011, 12:29:41 PM »
You blame BP. You feel like it's 2010 again.

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #287 on: June 10, 2011, 04:39:40 PM »
>Walk the dinosaur.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #288 on: June 10, 2011, 05:11:59 PM »
You open the door, get on the floor and walk the dinosaur. You feel like it's 1988 again.

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YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #289 on: June 10, 2011, 05:29:50 PM »
>Meet you in a haze while painting buffalo.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #290 on: June 10, 2011, 05:33:15 PM »
I don't understand "meet." You're the only living being left, remember?

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #291 on: June 10, 2011, 06:15:01 PM »
>Asexually reproduce.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #292 on: June 10, 2011, 06:26:34 PM »
You attempt to asexually reproduce, but you just end up making masses of cancerous cells.

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #293 on: June 10, 2011, 06:33:40 PM »
>Cure cancer.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #294 on: June 10, 2011, 07:05:16 PM »
You make the cells stop reproducing. It's not exactly a "cure," more of a toggle switch, but it'll do.

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The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #295 on: June 10, 2011, 08:28:39 PM »
> Grow a beard and proceed to walk the Earth looking for a way to either escape the planet or repopulate it.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #296 on: June 10, 2011, 08:32:38 PM »
You walk for years and years, and find a spaceship that looks like it could be repaired, but you never manage to grow more than a few scraggly hairs on your chin and neck.

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"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #297 on: June 10, 2011, 09:17:09 PM »
>Embark on an ultimately futile quest to find life.
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #298 on: June 11, 2011, 08:28:19 AM »
Same old story, same old song and dance.

You also suddenly sprout a manly beard in the process.

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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #299 on: June 11, 2011, 02:03:17 PM »
> Gain combat abilities utilizing beard
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

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