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The Chef

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« Reply #315 on: June 11, 2011, 08:21:21 PM »
> Search for SOME sort of trans-dimensional portal so I can get the heck out of this lifeless universe

WarpRattler

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« Reply #316 on: June 11, 2011, 08:31:01 PM »
The only thing you can find is a dimensional portal to the world of sexy naked ladies, but it's out of order. It was supposed to be repaired ages ago, but because someone had to go and kill the only person who knew how it worked or how to fix it...

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« Reply #317 on: June 11, 2011, 08:33:47 PM »
However, after yet more searching, you locate a functional dimensional portal to the world of ugly naked men. No Weegee jokes allowed.

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WarpRattler

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« Reply #318 on: June 11, 2011, 08:36:27 PM »
I don't understand "however."

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« Reply #319 on: June 11, 2011, 08:40:01 PM »
>ENTER PORTAL TO WORLD OF UGLY NAKED MEN, GOD [darnit]
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

WarpRattler

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« Reply #320 on: June 11, 2011, 08:42:39 PM »
THERE IS NO SUCH PORTAL.

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« Reply #321 on: June 11, 2011, 08:46:29 PM »
>Do somehting to make the story progress because having every proposal get vetoed by the narrator is getting rather stale
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #322 on: June 11, 2011, 08:52:27 PM »
You find the world of magical living revolvers who have the innocent personalities of children. They look at you curiously.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #323 on: June 11, 2011, 09:20:13 PM »
> Adopt a revolver as a pet

WarpRattler

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« Reply #324 on: June 11, 2011, 09:37:17 PM »
You adopt a pet revolver. You go on many adventures crossing several years, but even in the world of magical living revolvers, most of them are boring due to your immortality.

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #325 on: June 11, 2011, 11:08:03 PM »
>w
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #326 on: June 11, 2011, 11:18:20 PM »
You name the revolver W. It's a silly name pronounced Oo~oo.

What doo~oo?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #327 on: June 11, 2011, 11:55:05 PM »
>Spin revolver on finger.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

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« Reply #328 on: June 11, 2011, 11:56:58 PM »
You spin the revolver on your finger. It gets dizzy.

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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #329 on: June 12, 2011, 12:50:18 AM »
> Buy W an ice cream
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

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