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Author Topic: Paraprosdokian  (Read 11242 times)

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #60 on: June 25, 2013, 09:30:17 PM »
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #61 on: June 25, 2013, 09:40:09 PM »
I hope that thing isn't what I thought it was.
Now with grandeur.

The Chef

  • Simon Cowell
« Reply #62 on: June 25, 2013, 10:32:01 PM »
It totally is.

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #63 on: June 27, 2013, 10:59:59 AM »
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #64 on: August 17, 2013, 03:29:54 AM »
CommodoreJim Quit: I can never stop exploding
<+WarpRattler> When he gets back on, I need to tell him to get good at Skullgirls so he can body that <censored> free.
<+WarpRattler> Also because, y'know, I bought him the game.
<%Skeleton> You can lead a horse to water, but he's not a horse.
<%Skeleton> Heh that's one of those paraprosdokians
<%Skeleton> I'm gonna post it right this instant.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #65 on: December 16, 2013, 04:56:11 PM »
My daughter woke me around 11:50 last night. My wife and I had picked her up from her friend Sally's birthday party, brought her home, and put her to bed. My wife went into the bedroom to read while I fell asleep watching the Braves game.

"Daddy," she whispered, tugging my shirt sleeve. "Guess how old I'm going to be next month."

"I don't know, beauty," I said as I slipped on my glasses. "How old?"

She smiled and held up four fingers.

It is 7:30 now. My wife and I have been up with her for almost 8 hours. She still refuses to tell us where she got them.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #66 on: December 17, 2013, 06:16:37 AM »
Nice.
If you were expecting something meta, here it is: Just look up the rickroll address and take it. Save me the trouble.
And since I'm so behind the times that rickroll is so outdated, just take the newest fad and take it.

Either way.....you're wrong.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2013, 06:23:55 AM by CashCrazed »
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #67 on: April 20, 2014, 06:53:38 PM »
My brother took being sent to jail really badly.

He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and smeared the walls with his own feces. 

After that we never played Monopoly again. 
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

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