Author Topic: Nintendo Puns  (Read 2859 times)

« on: November 25, 2013, 08:49:02 PM »
Post nintendo puns on this thread.

« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2013, 03:15:54 PM »
Sega does what Ninten-don't
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2013, 08:27:51 PM »
My mind is telling me no... My body is telling me no too, just so you know.


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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2013, 08:30:55 PM »
Ninten-does everything better.
read jitsu wa watashi wa


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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2013, 12:14:32 PM »
1. a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.

Mario wanted to wear tighter overalls, but he was afraid he couldn't pull them off.

Did you hear about Bowser's crimes in Super Mario Bros?  They were wrong on so many levels.

Mario gets his large circumference from too much pi.

Did you hear about Mario's Super Smash Bros. battle?  He lost a glove, but on the other hand he was fine. 
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2013, 01:10:00 AM »
Why not Wii play on the new Wii U? Who is with Mii?

« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2013, 11:33:37 PM »
They really need to replace the Nintendorks with other, smarter, more creative people.
My mind is telling me no... My body is telling me no too, just so you know.