Mario Bar

[Insane Steve]

Yes, you only THINK you're alone. In some cases, that could be BAD, maybe life-threatening. But... since this is a Mario message forum, I guess it can slide... THIS TIME...

And the DICT personality seems a bit more like me than the SICT. In fact, the DICT describes me pretty much perfectly... from my eyes, anyways. Actually, I think just about every statement in the DICT personality perfectly fit me.

See... I knew I wasn't really submissive.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

[Sapphira]

Heheh... Oh, what the hey! Here's the Prober and Performer (my brother's), which drive me most insane. (No offense to anyone with these.)

PROBER
( Dominant Introverted Concrete Feeler )
You are a PROBER (DICF)--curious, passionate, driven, and probing. You’re the kind of person who can’t leave well enough alone. You have a very strong personality and a sense of adventure. And you’d rather go out and experience things for yourself than take someone else’s word for it. Some people probably think you’re a maniac.

People have a hard time believing you're an intelligent person. Perhaps there's a reason for this? Time will tell.

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PERFORMER
(Dominant Extrovert Abstract Feeler )
Like just 6% of the population you are a PERFORMER (DEAF)--personable, self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which, in combination means you are good with people and aren't willing to let opportunity pass you by. Congratulations. I'm sure all the peons you've stepped on never saw it coming and didn't feel a thing.

You like being naked.

Anyhow, you have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping their distance. It's also possible you're Madonna.


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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

[Chupperson Weird]

Don't most people like being naked?
Uhh... well. Anyway... *whistles*

I'm going to go see how wrong that test is for me.

[Chupperson Weird]

...Haven't taken it yet.

Anyway, I was just out in my garage, and I saw half a dust jacket for a book called "Sapphira and the Slavegirl" by Willa Cather. Strange...

[Chupperson Weird]

My results:

DREAMER
(Submissive Introvert Abstract Feeler )

 Like just 11% of the population you are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex.

Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you're a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver.

I'd say this describes me pretty dang well. But the rest of that site... SCARY!
Oh, and I'm 51% mutant.

[Sapphira]

Heheh... Yes, the rest of the site *IS* scary. That's why I like emode.com better, other than the personality test, which doesn't tell as much as thespark.

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Stress
"calm blue ocean... calm blue ocean..."
You have it easy. You exhibit a stress percentage of
24%

which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and retarded.

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
•   doing your homework; trusts us, no one will care in 5 years.
•   consciousness.

Heheheh... True, very true... :)

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I'm 46%-86% lazy.
(I took it twice--the first to show when I'm really hard-working, i.e. in school, and the second time when I'm an all-out sloth *cough*summer*cough*.

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I'm...
16% pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go… yeah… wash my friend's hair.

(Heheheh... That's me! There are 0% people  just as or less pick-upable than me. (According to the results)) Muuhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!  ...Okay, let's just say I don't react well to those who hit on me.

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I'm 38% mutant
14% insane
93% pure

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As for my poor, poor inner child...

Little Filthy Old Pervert
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Adult)
…More crazy than insane
Your inner child is the Little Filthy Old Pervert (PSDA). He's not so bad, though, as far as inner children are concerned. Just give him a park bench and a trench coat and he's ready to go.
What's more, you could practically hang meat on all of your hang-ups. Phobias, fetishes, anxieties, neuroses... there are so many things happening inside you at once that your inner child is lost in the woods and hunted by weird psychological animals. He stays hidden so much it's like he's not even there.
It's not so much that he's insane; it's just that you're crazy.
It's up to you to lure him out with bits of cheese and sugar and get him some rehabilitation. Or stay hunted.

Wow. Creepy. Poor li'l Sapphira, what have I done to you?

I should probably stop now, for fear of scaring even *more* people away. :p

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

[Sapphira]

Woohoo!!! I just got the 50000th post!!! Sweet!! And this is my 900th post!!! Two milestones!!

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

[Sapphira]

Hey, could I get a spaghetti and a Special Shake to celebrate?

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If things don"t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Edited by - Sapphira on 5/9/2003 1:12:41 PM

[Insane Steve]

Ha, It only said I was 29% stressed, but... sheesh, I'm A LOT more than that. In fact, I'm really ****ed off that they said I was retarded. That's about the only (bad) thing I'm NOT. This comment after the result cracked me up though:

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:

that nearby fire.

consciousness.

Muhahahaha.

And it also says my IQ is 191. (Actually, that just means I am 1.91x smarter than the average 16 year old male according to the test. The highest IQ ever on that test for a 16 year old is 218... I'm not that far off) That is the highest I've scored on an IQ test by about 35 points.

Where's the sanity test?

My inner child:

Perverse Ignored Dysfunctional Adult)


 Your inner child is the Diva of the Sewers (PIDA) --singing songs of a golden era, when people ate dirt and had to sell their limbs for Burger King cash. She is frequently seen drunk at the wheel of your psyche and likes to crash through the plate-glass window of your emotional storefront. Think of what the child of Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor would have been like and you have your girl.

Whether you are talented or not at singing doesn't matter. Your inner child is covered in ooze. That matters. The inner-child-computing-device recommends getting your inner child to a celebrity detox center immediately.

I am also:

46% Greedy
77% Un-Telligent (I.E., able to handle situations, not dumb)
Will expect to make a million dollars by the time I am 27
50% Mutant
25% Gay
And of course, a girl. (Pfft... Still no correct answers on the gender tests I've taken online)

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

[Sapphira]

My IQ is 148. (So I, at age 16, have the intelligence of an average 23/almost 24-year old.) Hmm...I'm smarter than 92% of the population. ^_^
...Grrr... only 2 points away from being a certified genius.

Geeze, Steve, 191?! Now I feel unintelligent. Unfortunately my brain started giving out towards the end of the test, so my results may be a little off. @_@

The insanity test is a bit tricky to find--you have to "check your results" or check your friends'. It should be listed somewhere in there.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

[Insane Steve]

Ok, a few interesting things about that IQ test. (WARNING: Possible spoilers)

The test took me a bit less than one half hour to take. I was about 3 minutes over the average time taken.

I was able to find 9 words starting with F and ending with M. How many did you get?

(My list): Firm, from, foam, farm, form, fulcrum, facism, fatalism, forum.

And what about those 2 "Extra Hard" problems on the last page? I got 15 sections for the cube problem (Imagine a cube flat on the surface of a table, and the other cube with one diagonal from an opposite corner perpendicular to the surface of the table. (So that it is taller than cube #1) Have the centers overlap. I counted:

6 corners jutting out from each face of the flat laying cube:
8 corners divided from the flat laying cube
1 central area.

Thus 15.

And for the gibberish, my answer was:

"your answer:"

As it said to enter "your answer:". And since 3 consecutive characters of the "question" were the same, it can't be a code.

The rest of the questions were fairly easy for me. My favorite question was in the "Find the word that joins the two words" section, the last one:

place_____ring

My answer? "bo" - placebo and boring. Heh heh heh...

And the "7-letter word starting in a" -- I know what they WANTED you to put: I replied with "austere". Heh heh heh...

Ah well, I liked that test, and not just because of the score. I'll take it again, just for fun this time, of course.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

[Sapphira]

Gah! "Your answer"! Normally I catch those li'l tricks!

Hey, were you able to get a word with all the vowels in it? Ambitiousness was my answer. (I'm so happy I got that one! ^_^)

Placebo and Boring. I never would've gotten that in a million years.
That "amazing number" one got me.
I got 8 of the F-M words.
What was your palindrome? Mine was "rise to vote sir"

HAF,ICE,JED,KGC,LIB --and--
2,HAP,HAF,AB --got me, too--
I probably could've gotten 'em eventually, but by then my brain was giving out.

Well, my IQ's higher than my brother's (137)and most people's, so I'm happy. :)  Although I wish I could've gotten 2 more points...

Oh yeah, and I'm  82% Un-telligent. (That test was hilarious!) The average score is 60%.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Edited by - Sapphira on 5/9/2003 8:59:56 PM

[Sapphira]

Oh, after some digging, I found the Insanity Test. :)

http://test3.thespark.com/sanitytest/

[Insane Steve]

My vowel word was "Unquestionably". There's a Y too!

Or, a short one... sequoia. :P

My palindrome was "redivided". I thought it could only be one word. In which case, mine would be (Ignore punctuation)

I, madam, I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad, am I?

I also like:

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

For HAF, ICE, JED, KGC, LIB... The first letter goes up one. The middle letter goes up two. The end letter goes down one. SO: MKA.

2, HAP, HAF, AB... Oh, man, this one was sneaky. Start with "2, B, OR, NOT, 2...". The sequence is the sequence of the first terms of the previous letter sequences from bottom up. Thus, the answer is the first term of the first sequence, or A.

Amazing Numbers are better known as Perfect numbers. Being a mathematician, I know by heart that 6 and 28 are the first 2 perfect numbers. The answer was 28.

I can't believe they asked 10+3. Of course, there's no way for alternate bases to change the anwser, unless you use Base 14 or higher. Then, the answer is either 13, or an arbitrary symbol representing 13 ones. Feh, that's likely confusing though.

And I though Mensa level IQ was 134? Hmmm... On an "Official" IQ test, I got 152 about a year ago. I trust that a lot more than this one which says I'm 191. (Maybe when I grow up?)

And did you get any F-M words I missed?

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 5/9/2003 9:26:17 PM

[Sapphira]

I think I did. Unfortunately I can't remeber what it was. Wait, I think it was fathom. ...Oh yeah, and firearm, forearm and freedom. ...Maybe I *did* get more than 8.

Oh, and I re-took the Insanity test. I'm 19% insane. @_@

Lucky you! You are only 19% insane!

Look at you, so rational and normal. Your head's screwed on so tight you'd break a guillotine. Yes, lucky you, you who glide through the chaos of the world like the pope in his popemobile. While the rest of us are barking at imaginary voices and foaming at the mouth, your mind is sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey. CURDS AND WHEY! Do you hear me?!? Because I can hear me! THE GRANITE MONKEY MUST BE PORKED! Bok!

...Okaaaay... *Slowly backs away*

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.