Author Topic: Mario Bar (Read 888760 times)

Khold · « **Reply #2985 on:** January 01, 2006, 01:44:01 AM »

Sure.

* Khold gets out bow and light arrows.

Wait, is 2005 evil? Because light arrows are only effective on evil...

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #2986 on:** January 01, 2006, 01:47:35 AM »

2006 is evil! *Fires 2006*

Me: Wait, if 2006 doesn't come, then- *insert universal destruction here*

Yoshi55 · « **Reply #2987 on:** January 01, 2006, 01:54:13 AM »

2005 was evil because it was boring

Khold · « **Reply #2988 on:** January 01, 2006, 02:00:57 AM »

Ooookay.

* Khold drinks up Romani Milk

Mmmmm, taste like magic! Wait, how do I make the arrow go all bright again? Uh... was there some kind of ocarina song or something? Ugh, I forgot.

* Khold hands the bow to Yoshi55

Do you know how? I hate using these things.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #2989 on:** January 01, 2006, 02:08:13 AM »

I can use a bow and arrow! *Misses 2005, hits roof of Mario Bar, and it collapses*
Me: Oh, fiddlesticks. I'll just fire myself now. *Picks self up, and throws self out*

BP · « **Reply #2990 on:** January 01, 2006, 02:16:36 AM »

It's now 2006 in this... place. 16 minutes ago. 20X6!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #2991 on:** January 01, 2006, 02:31:36 AM »

*Throws self back in*

Me: I think an earthquake will come soon.
*Earthquake destroys Mario Bar*
Me: Eheh. Security, throw me out!
Security: *Throws me out*

Yoshi55 · « **Reply #2992 on:** January 01, 2006, 04:28:19 AM »

Yoshi55: YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!*fires Luigi Simpson*

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #2993 on:** January 01, 2006, 02:09:49 PM »

I will have the finest glass of bubbly champaign to celebrate the good new year, 2006.... whose name will be Greg. Greg the year 2006. A toast for Greg!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #2994 on:** January 01, 2006, 02:16:34 PM »

That is a very good name for a year.

Yoshi55 · « **Reply #2995 on:** January 01, 2006, 02:36:32 PM »

I overrule your decision and any that oppose will be FIRED.

Khold · « **Reply #2996 on:** January 01, 2006, 02:50:12 PM »

Err, but I thought you were already fired... by yourself... three times now...

Yoshi55 · « **Reply #2997 on:** January 01, 2006, 02:51:48 PM »

I wasn't even fired once by myself.

Khold · « **Reply #2998 on:** January 01, 2006, 02:53:01 PM »

Oh, yeah. That was Luigi Simpson. Sorry! ;)

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #2999 on:** January 01, 2006, 05:00:08 PM »

*Hires self*
*Fires everyone*
*Fires self*
*Hires everyone*
*Head explodes*