Hello!
I just moved here from Nowhere, USA, and I'm a bit tired and thirsty from those low-budget flights. Can you believe it? They didn't have a single slice of Super Mushroom pizza or even a Fire Flower cola. Heck, they didn't even bother to pop the Super Mario Bros. movie in their black-and white 8" television. Oh well, that wasn't missed much. Well, bartender, could you whip me up some Starman lemonade? They also had no air conditioning on that plane, it was Mario's battle against Bowser on Isle Delphino all over again!
"I am FLUDD, the Flash liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance"