Wario is stronger, but he's also stupid enough to eat bird crap. Did you ever read the instruction manual in Wario Land 4? A bird defecates on his hat, and later in the day, Wario uses his hat as a napkin to wipe his face, forgeting that there's bird crap on his hat.
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In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people.
Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out.