mario x-files

[black44]

last night a italian resturant owner reported seeing  a man in blue overalls and red shirt with a hat carrieng a large bag of lasanga.

[Yo`ster B.]

He was met by a taller man similarly dressed, only with a green shirt and hat instead of red. They both hopped onto what appeared to be two seperate dinosaurs, but may have been large lizards. One lizard was green and the other yellow. They rode the lizards away until they came to a pipe and all four of them hoped in.

*Looks inside of a candy bar wraper. Reads:* You have just won a Sony Plays.... Oh it`s crap!!

[UltraLuigi]

Two weeks later, they were found near Pizzahut battling what appeared to be a giant turtle with spikes on its shell and 7 smaller turtles with spikes on its shell(6 appeared to be males while the other one appered to be a female). They lost badly and the two men went back down the pipe

 

[Yoshi2]

Several days later, a man claimed to hear Italian swearwords coming through his sink while he was shaving.

[Yo`ster B.]

Several days after that, the same man seen before was seen wearing orange overalls and a white shirt and hat. He seemed to be "throwing" small fireballs at bipedal turtles that were destroying everything in their path.

*Looks inside of a candy bar wraper. Reads:* You have just won a Sony Plays.... Oh it`s crap!!

[UltraLuigi]

Soon after that, in the ruins of a large castle, a skeleton of what a turtle like creature was dug up from what appeared to be cooled down lava. The mysterious skeleton resembled the turtle like creature who was seen fighting the two men at PizzaHut but looked stupider.