Good day,
I will be able to control the Fungi Military, AKA anti-spam group.  My plan of action is confidential, but it will work against evil b*st*rds like Gr*ms*ck or X*z*r.  Hint: it includes public humiliation.
LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.