Author Topic: dark days ...on isle Delfino (Read 60063 times)

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #150 on:** May 18, 2003, 05:51:01 PM »

"There's only one cure for a French speaking princess" said E. Gadd, "We'll have to slap her face with bacon for 48 hours strait!"

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Sapphira · « **Reply #151 on:** May 18, 2003, 08:38:47 PM »

Peach began salivating. "Mmm...lard..."
(That actually means 'bacon' in French.)

(Sweet! My 1234th post!) ^_^

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Maestro · « **Reply #152 on:** May 20, 2003, 11:57:10 PM »

She liked the bacon so much, that she said,

"Je voudrais marier avec vous."

translation....."I would like to get married with you."

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #153 on:** May 21, 2003, 01:06:24 PM »

Later at the wedding...

Priest: ...Speak now, or forever hold your peace.
Mario: That bacon is an inanimate object!
Crowd: Gasp!

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #154 on:** May 22, 2003, 11:36:24 PM »

But Peach pointed out that Pee-Wee Herman married a bowl of fruit salad.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #155 on:** May 24, 2003, 11:14:16 AM »

But Mario argued, "Yeah but the fruit salad Pee-Wee married was of the opposite gender."
Mario continued, "The bacon you're about to marry is female!"

The good- Gamecube
The bad- PS2
The ugly- X Box

Maestro · « **Reply #156 on:** May 25, 2003, 10:23:18 PM »

Doh, you were not supposed to point that out, That was one of my best kept secrets........Now everyone will see my secret lifestyle.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #157 on:** May 26, 2003, 11:30:04 PM »

Peach ran out of the chapel but then Booster began chasing her all over the island! (Are they still on the island?)

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 5/26/2003 10:31:02 PM

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #158 on:** May 27, 2003, 10:50:54 AM »

Then Peach ran into a Noki.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Sapphira · « **Reply #159 on:** May 27, 2003, 11:24:49 AM »

Yoshi began chasing her, too.
"That's *MY* bacon...!!!"

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Maestro · « **Reply #160 on:** May 28, 2003, 12:34:37 AM »

Peach: "How did I end up like this anyway, It feels like lunatics from some crazy Mario forum are trying to make up some story.

Sheesh, what is the world coming to?"

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #161 on:** May 28, 2003, 08:48:13 PM »

Then she felt as if several superior beings were controlling her every move.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #162 on:** June 05, 2003, 08:28:41 PM »

But alas, they were really of a lower level.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #163 on:** June 05, 2003, 10:14:35 PM »

She looked down. There were ants carrying her feet long the ground.

jon · « **Reply #164 on:** June 05, 2003, 10:16:01 PM »

And then they ate her!

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