Ok ya'll. I'm in a bit of a jam here. My comic series(Super Bluto Action Comics) is in dire need of some new ideas... Of course you need to have knowledge of both the Dragon Ball Z Sagas, and Metal Gear Solid 1&2. A long, long time ago,(sometime this past summer) My brother, Daniel, my friend Chris and I were on a "camping"(sleeping in Chris's parents van's floor at a campground) trip, and decided it would be humorous to start a comic. Daniel started the comic with a pudgy man Named Bluto(or Brutus, from the Popeye cartoons) walking down a street. The nex panel was him falling down a manhole. That took up one page.(he then landed and said "ouch.")The next page Daniel, and I could not understand what Chris had drew, so we asked him. He told us that Bluto was in a hospital and had a doctor with a hook for a hand. A phone sitting by Bluto's bed started ringing, and at the same time Bluto's heart moniter thingy did the solid line thing meaning his heart had stopped. The doctor was to busy answering the phone to notice Bluto dying. Thus, this scene was dubbed "Crazy Dream" Next page Bluto found himself waking up on a bench. He found his hat(sailor hat) full of change, and a bum walks up and claims it as his. The bum starts punching Bluto and performs a fighting move entitled "Burning Bum Fist". Bluto is unscathed. He procedes to pummel the bum. Two more bums pop up out of garbage cans(evil? Yes, but David likes it too!!). Bluto grabs them and sits on them. He then starts stomping them. As he raises his foot, a grenade falls under his foot. He stomps it and it blows up. You then see Santa Claus saying "ho ho ho! Someone is being a bad boy!!" He then whips out a bazooka and blasts Bluto. Bluto is crouching on the ground and Santa is laughing at him. Bluto then says "Looks like it's time to go Super Sailor"(A bit of DBZ humor added from Daniel) and blast Santa with an Atomic Anchor. Santa then blasts Bluto with a Candy Cane Cannon and KOs him. Then Popeye appears, eats Spinich, and goes midevil on Santa's hiney. His arms turn into big ol' mallets of some kind. He smashes Santa flat. His arms fall off from the weight. Bluto then Smushes Santa whith a Atomic Anchor (again) and the end. Series two was our more serious approach to comic drawing.(it was about as serious as a convention of clowns) It follows Bluto's exploits to Microsoft's HQ in Washington. The story was similar to Metal Gear Solid 2 except Bluto was to investigate about evil robots at the HQ. He is captured and then Brought before Bill Gates himself. He then escapes and meets a mysterious Ninja. Bluto confronts Bill Gates and his newly created weapon of mass destruction, Microsoft Gear X. Bluto is told about why Gates lures him to the HQ, and is reunited with his father, B&W Bluto(from the old Popey cartoons). They then destroy MSGX and Bluto is sent a picture of Nintendo's customer service logo on one of it's panels. And now, for those of you who are still paying attention, your part!! Help me write the rest of the third comic! Heres whats happened so far.
Bluto-Hiya! Good to see ya! I wish I could stay and chat but I have another mission to go on. Not sure wht all the hulibaloo is? Here watch this video.
*inserts video in VCR*
Santa-Welcome Bluto. I trust you remember me.
Bluto-GATES?!
Santa-No. I'm Santa. We need your help. If you recall you recieved a photo of the Nintendo CSL on one of MSGX's panels. Well now we have a mission for you. We'll be sending Redmond, WA, location of Nintendo HQ. We recieved information of a high powered nuclear weapon of mass destruction. It's up to you to stop sevelopement of that weapon. Is that clear?
Bluto-Crystal, Sir.
Santa-So you're accepting?
Bluto-Nope!!
Santa-TROOPS!! FALL IN!!
*three evil looking elves walk in.*
elf 1-He he!
elf 2-ha ha!
elf 3-uhhh.... what they said.
Santa-ATTACK!!!
Bluto-EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*Elves run towards Bluto, with candy cane weapons drawn. Tape stops.*
Bluto-well, to make a long story short, they said to go on the mission or die. I chose death, but they forced me to go. Oh well.
*Bluto flys from the ground*
Bluto-Here I go!
*Later, at Nintendo HQ, Bluto lands. He walks in the door, and sees a hall. One way is labled "Games" the other "Game Dev." and a door labled "TOP SECRET". Bluto runs through the door and is clobbered on the head with a 2x4 weilding Monkey. Another monkey appears and blasts the 2x4 monkey with a bazooka. He then launche a whole bunch of missles! Then you see Bluto standing in front of an arcade machine.*
Bluto-DARN!! And I blew my last quater on candy!! Oh well, back to work.
*Bluto then follows a series of signs pointing him towards the weapons dev. finally he collapses, after climbing up a large flight of stairs, in a scene from Super Mario Bros.(heres why this is here.) Mario comes along and accidentally stomps Bluto's head.
Mario-Whoops. Sorry. I didn't see you there.
Bluto-I'm looking for the Weapons Dev. Room. Do you know where it is?
*Mario grab Bluto and covers his mouth.*
Mario-Shhhhhh!!!
Bluto-MMPH!!
Mario- I can show you where that is. Follow me!!
Bluto-Oh Boy!!
Mario-If you need to contact me, my codec frequncy is 140.96. Got it? Now I'll take you to Weapons Dev.
*Mario leads Bluto into an underground cave.*
Mario-There it is... Microsoft Gear X 2..
Bluto- -_-;
Mario-I have a copy of the blueprint for MSGX2. If you need to know anything about it, call me.
Bluto-But why is Nintendo developing weapons for Microsoft? I thought you guys were rivals!!
Mario-Well.... It happened shortly after the collapse of the MS(Microsoft) Building. Mr Myamoto, who is considered a god in the video game biz, was on his way to pay us at NOA a visit, when some goons from Microsoft kidnapped him. The set out a ransom for him. We would develope weapons for them in return for Myamoto. We, of course, had no choice. Nintendo started weapons productions on September 7th, 2002. But MS never kept up their end of the deal!!! Mr. Myamoto is still being held hostage!!
BEEP! BEEP!
Call
Press Select
Bluto-Bluto here. Who is this?
???-I know where Mr. Myamoto is being held..
Bluto-Who is this?!
???-He is being held in the basement of MS HQ.
Bluto-IDENTIFY YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B&W Bluto-Just call me..... B&W Bluto...
Bluto-You mean from the Microsoft Building incident?
Mr. G-Mr. G, then.
Bluto-Who is this?
Mr. G-Lets just say.. I'm one of your fans...
Whew!!! Well have fun!! If I like what you add I will tell you "ok, I'll try to work that in.". If I hate it, I'll say "Next!" When its finished, maybe we can work on Super Bluto Comics Episode 4!!
I am currently working on-
Super Bluto Action Comics-Ep. 1 Bluto, the Chewy Beauty(Revision)
Super Bluto Action Comics-Ep. 2 Ledgend of the Super Sailor(Revision)
Super Bluto Action Comics-Ep. 3 Think N
The Super Cool, Realy Neat Adventures of Randomly Selected People
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Edited by - Dairy King on 3/22/2003 1:56:21 PM
