Author Topic: Club 86' (Read 175688 times)

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #165 on:** June 09, 2003, 04:00:37 PM »

Yes, thats what I thought you would say...

Random drivers ed tips
(in NC Jail)
Marioguy: Your username wasnt Shawne Vinson by any chance was it?
No
Darn, Ive had a bone to pick with him for years. What was your user name anyway?
Marionut#1
MARIONUT#1 YOU &^$%*@ Ill kill ya!
*charges Marionut#1*
*Marionut#1 Steps out of the way*
*BAM*
*Marioguy runs into prison bars and is knocked unconsious*
(sigh) figures he would be about that smart in person..
Officer: Mr (censored for protection) you have a visitor
Me? well send them in
Sapphira: Hi
So are you happy that you got me put in here?
You know, guilt has got the best of me so Im gonna have them let you go
*Officer opens cell door*
Thanks, your just as nice as you were on the Forums..now about that tire...
Whos your cell mate?
Oh him? You should remember him. Hes Marioguy.
MARIOGUY!!!!
*kills Marioguy*
ME: Like I never seen that coming..(sarcasm)

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 3:33:18 PM

Sapphira · « **Reply #166 on:** June 09, 2003, 04:20:04 PM »

Aren't you glad I'm such a nice, forgiving person? :P

Wait, how did Marioguy get in the Wake County Jail? *shudders*

Hmm..."*kills Marioguy*"?...that something *HE* would say..er..do...

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #167 on:** June 09, 2003, 04:31:05 PM »

The *kills Marioguy* was sarcasm..here this will explain some things...Plus with what I last said there has a double meaning...(you can add Sarcasm or take it out and it makes perfect sence)

Random Drivers Ed tips
Me: Officer dont arrest her...She has OCPD..
Officer: Thats ok, he was on death row anyway. It will save us time and trouble.....
OH Ok, here, Ill drive her home..wheres my car anyway?
Its been impounded..you can go to the front desk to pick it up...
Front desk lady: Hello what can I get for you.
There should be an impounded car under the Name Andrew (censored for protection)
Oh heres you claim check..that will be $50.
*sneeks Sapphiras Wallet out of her pocket when shes not looking, takes a $50 bill and replaces wallet*
Here you go..

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 7:28:11 PM

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #168 on:** June 09, 2003, 04:43:09 PM »

here Ill add this before you get any madder at me..;P

Random Drivers Ed tips
*drives Sapphira home*
*feels bad about stealing Money from Sapphira so takes $50 out of my own wallet and sneeks it back into Sapphiras wallet*
Well If you hadnt hung up on me, I was gonna tell you why I was In NC
Well then, why are you here?
Remeber I told you I belonged to a band called A,C and the Adapters? Well, we're on tour and were playing here in Raleigh tonight. I was hoping you could be our guest of honor?
Sure
Ok,umm, could I borrow some,er, Makeup from you, these black eyes dont exactly appeal to the audience, especially when its big band music..Heavy Metal on the other hand..

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 3:44:31 PM

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #169 on:** June 09, 2003, 04:43:37 PM »

Heh heh..bet you wouldnt have guessed that it would end that way did you? Man I cant believe I wrote such a short, clever story within an hour...must be the ADD coupled with the NRG tea and Big band music thats been playing..

Random Drivers Ed Tips
Hey I think we got ripped off on this car
Why is that..
The Gearshift is missing..
Its an automatic..
Oh, I knew that..

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 3:47:40 PM

Sapphira · « **Reply #170 on:** June 09, 2003, 04:49:18 PM »

If Marioguy committed those crimes and was on death row, wouldn't he be in PRISON instead of the local county jail?

Hey, wait! Hahaha! I don't *have* 50 dollars in my wallet!! And I didn't even *BRING* my wallet, anyway! :P

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #171 on:** June 09, 2003, 04:54:51 PM »

Well considering the story takes place Years in the future...and you were gonna have one of those ritsy programming jobs at Nintendo, I just figured $50 would be pocket change to you...clever story wasnt it?

Random Drivers Ed tips
*sees Sapphiras car*
Wow how come you have one of those Pikachu VW bugs?
I bought it so I could blow tires on it, plus it was really cheap..
oh...

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 3:57:54 PM

Sapphira · « **Reply #172 on:** June 09, 2003, 05:02:30 PM »

Heheh...okay, I'm not mad at you anymore... :P (Actually, I never was, just feeling picked on. :P)

Anyway, it WAS rather funny, despite the fact of you razzing me. :P

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #173 on:** June 09, 2003, 05:08:19 PM »

Well, Now youve seen my true Writing style..I used to be able to write pretty good..always got me A's or B's...But this year it just seems that I lost it...maybe this means I have finally found it again..I love writing comedic stories..

Random Drivers Ed tip
Joe, Joe, the one armed man
Hey dont call me that..
Joe, Joe, the two armed man...
Hey Im warning you
Joe, Joe, the Three armed man..
Do you want me to pull this car over?
Joe, Joe, my mother figure
GAAAH that Does it...

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 4:10:24 PM

jon · « **Reply #174 on:** June 09, 2003, 05:14:44 PM »

Uh, I just saw that you are here right now and just wanted to say that I'm back at the Mario Interview-you made it to 200 without letting me celebrate with you guys?!?
And why did Dr. Mario pop up in it?

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #175 on:** June 09, 2003, 05:20:29 PM »

Did you read the story I just wrote about Sapphira, Myself, and Marioguy Jon? Oh and today I just started adding random drivers ed tips..they start on pg 10 of this thread..you will only catch this in Club 86, Im not gonna post them anywhere else..

Random Drivers Ed tips
*looks at Jons Car*
Jon: cool car isnt it?
Yes, but why is it painted green, white and blue?
Remember the Starspangled Luigi you wrote alongtime ago?
No way you mean you even painted your car that way because of that.
Well....kinda..

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 4:22:27 PM

Sapphira · « **Reply #176 on:** June 09, 2003, 05:21:22 PM »

With that VW comment I now withhold my statement.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #177 on:** June 09, 2003, 05:24:29 PM »

Great....

Random Drivers ed tips
Hey Sapph, can I borrow you car?
sure
Hey sapph look! no hands!
BLAM!
(tire blows)
*skid*
*screeching brakes*
CRASH!
*crashes car into tree
Sapphira..heh heh..

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

jon · « **Reply #178 on:** June 09, 2003, 05:25:25 PM »

Well, Marionut, that was pretty good! I liked it! I just...I'll read the story later when everyone leaves the Message Board, ok? Remind me when you're taking a break.

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #179 on:** June 09, 2003, 05:42:14 PM »

Well, you have enough time...Ill be able to do the interview asoon as Sapphira replies back...

Random Drivers Ed tips
Sapphira: Heh heh
*Marionut#1 climbs out of car unharmed*
Sapphira: *dissipointed* Oh, your ok..
Yep, my extraordinary luck has done it again..about your car...
Dont worry about it...thats the best Ive seen it in years...
Oh, Ok..
(later)
*Sapphira receives a package in the mail*
*opens it to find keys..and a note*
Hi Sapphira, I felt bad about your car so you can pick up your new car at your local dealership..its in your name...
Oh Goody...good cars are soooo hard to find..
(at the dealership)
Hi Maam.
Is there a car here that Julia (censored for protection) is supposed to pick up..
Yes here follow me,
Oh goody, I cant wait...
*sees Lugia PT cruiser*
Here this is your knew car....

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!