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Marionut#1 · « **Reply #195 on:** June 09, 2003, 06:43:52 PM »

heh heh...and now the part you have been waiting for Black Mage...

Random Drivers ed tips
(Jon just stands there not knowing what to do..)
(All of the sudden in the driveway appears a beautiful woman..who seeing the situation runs in, takes a nearby broom...hitting marionut#1's hand off the live wire)
Me: W..W..Whoa, are you an angel?
You mean you dont reconize me
*Marionut#1 rubs eyes and sees clearly*
EMILY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
Well, since you had your band leave without you..
(to fill this plot hole I will explain that I told them to go home without me so I could program Sapphiras car and that Emily is my Gfs name...)
They told me all about you staying behind and doing the nice thing that you did...how sweet...
*exhales smoke*
Oh, are you a little light headed.
No Im fine..ive only been electricuted..(sarcasm)
*Gets up, loses balance and bangs head on car*
*gets knocked unconsious*

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 5:47:04 PM

Black Mage · « **Reply #196 on:** June 09, 2003, 06:56:41 PM »

Heh, well, I can see why your writing gave you A's and B's. It's not so bad, if a bit corny at times. Yet, clever just as much. Although, I would have taking a greater liking to your reference to Marioguy, had you left his part only to the original mention of his name, as to not be derogative. But, you're the author. :D

jon · « **Reply #197 on:** June 09, 2003, 07:01:10 PM »

Duh, which way did it go, Jorge, which way did it go? I got a thumb up my butt and my antennas broken. My car sucks and Marionut's unconsious. You know what I think of this story? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
Keep doing it!

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #198 on:** June 09, 2003, 07:02:39 PM »

I probably would have...but I dont know his real name...and ya heck its a pretty good plot...with me just makeing it up off the top of my head...

Random Drivers ed Tips..
Later..
Ow my head!
*Theres a big bandage on my head*
Em: Oh your just lucky you didnt need stitches..
Jon: are you alright?
Yes, but Im sueing you for getting hurt on your property.
Jon: WHAT!
Just kidding...hey what...
*facial expression goes blank*
Who am I, and who are you..What am I doing here?
Jon: Just great...

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 6:04:58 PM

Sapphira · « **Reply #199 on:** June 09, 2003, 07:04:15 PM »

Whoa, that's weird. Your GF's name is Emily? Incidently, that's my cousin's name...the one that had my driver's ed instructor, too...

(Sweet! I just got the 200th reply! ;D )

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Edited by - Sapphira on 6/9/2003 6:07:11 PM

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #200 on:** June 09, 2003, 07:11:24 PM »

you might have got the 200th reply..but I got the 200th post;P

Random drivers ed tips
Em: You dont remember anything Andrew?
Andrew? whos Andrew? and your...you both look so familiar...are you my brother and sister...?
both: NO!
Um then Im sorry, I dont know a thing...I only just woke up on the scene...
Both: great..how can we make you remember...
JUST THEN....
someone in a horribly rusty car..pulls in the driveway...it can only be....

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 6:12:49 PM

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #201 on:** June 09, 2003, 08:45:34 PM »

Is anybody even reading this or did I scare my readers away? :(

Random Drivers ed stories.
It Was Marioguy!
(as you remember Jon saw him earlier and he wrecked his Luigi antenna...it seems that Sapphira didnt kill him...just beat the crap out of him...he eventually got aquited, charges droped, and let out of prison.)
Well, Well, well,....If it isnt Marionut#1, Satan reincarnated himself...
I dont know this Marionut#1 your talking about, but I dont like your attatude.
Well thats just too bad..
*Marioguy walks up to Marionut#1 who has his back to Jons car*
Cuz, Im gonna punch your teeth out!
*Punches with right hand*
*Marionut#1 moves to his left and Marioguys hand goes Smashing right through Jons driver side window*
Jon:NO! my Car!
Marioguy: Why you little!
*swings left hand at Marionut#1 who moves to his right...letting Marioguys hand go through the driver's side back window!*
You *&^%&!
*Attempts to put Marionut#1 in a front bearhug, but Marionut#1 jumps ontop of Jons car..(its a lowrider..heh heh) and Marioguy cold coks himself on Jons car*
Me: Who in the world is that jerk..and why does he have a beef with me?
J & E: We dont know..
(now remember only Marionut#1 and Sapphira know Marioguys real identity...)
Jon: but my car...
Dont worry...im sure he has a wallet on him..
*marionut#1 find his wallet, loaded with cash*
Here this ought to be enough to cover the damages...

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 7:50:34 PM

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #202 on:** June 09, 2003, 10:06:24 PM »

Well.....I guess nobodys interested anymore..*pouts lip*
Well the phenomenon that was is now dead...with that I will wrap the story up...

Random Drivers ed Tips
Em: Hey you know what is that you have in your pocket?
Hmm? what?
I noticed that when you bent over to get that guys wallet that you have a picture in your pocket..
Oh this? hmm some goofy-looking girl Ive never seen..look at the expression on her face..Ha! I could sell a million of these pictures on Ebay and make a million bucks!
Jon: hey! let me see that...thats a picture of Julia....
ME: Hey,...with the mention of that name...I kinda remeber something...*brief flashback to Raleigh NC jail....*
I remember that girl..Julia beat the livin crap out of this guy before...*has faint memories of former parts of the story* Hmm think think think....Hey...no I dont remember...no wait a minute..I used the Name Marionut#1 on the Fungi forums 22 years ago...thats Sapphira in that pic...and my name is Andrew (censored for protection)!
*Sapphira and her cousin Emily drive up..*
Hey you guys want to go for a ride...
*marioguy wakes up*
Hey does anybody know who I am.....

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/10/2003 6:10:09 AM

Sapphira · « **Reply #203 on:** June 09, 2003, 10:49:13 PM »

*Ugly!!* How DARE you!! FYI, I'm quite attractive!! >:P (At least in the opinion of everyone but my brother.)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #204 on:** June 09, 2003, 11:05:22 PM »

Umm... okay, that's just plain goofy.

10. Name a strange quality about yourself: Sapphira's cousin's and Marionut's gf's names is the same as the name of the girl I love... oh well... It's a fairly common name... although I wonder if your two Emilys deserve the name... more on that later, perhaps...

11. Do you know if you share your birthdate with anybody famous? Yes. I'll go check to tell you everyone.
12. What will you want to do, job wise, other than work for Nintendo? Something in game or web design.
13. contacts, glasses or neither? Neither. My vision is perfect.
14. Paper or plastic? Paper. Easier to recycle.
15. Favorite music? Progressive Rock.

I have one:

16: Dick York or Dick Sargent? (heh heh) (Oh, and York for me)

Sapphira · « **Reply #205 on:** June 09, 2003, 11:17:40 PM »

Hmm...This "Emily" thing is getting intersting... Speaking of which, my cousin's an 88er--on Jan 27. She's also the one who enlightened me to thespark.com. She's...weird, though. lol.

16. Huh?

I have some more to add, too:
17. Hair (color, style,etc)? (Blonde, straight, layered)
18. Eye color? (blue)
19. Favorite color? (blue)
20. GPA (weighted)? (4.3)
21. Siblings (name(or gender)/age)? Steven/14 (89er)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Edited by - Sapphira on 6/9/2003 10:39:42 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #206 on:** June 09, 2003, 11:37:39 PM »

Hmm. I suppose you never watched Bewitched. Ah well, no matter.

Anyhoo...

17. Hair (color, style,etc)? Brown, straight, long, ponytail most of the time
18. Eye color? Brown
19. Favorite color? Blue
20. GPA (weighted)? What's that?
21. Siblings (name/age)? My mom wouldn't appreciate that, I'm sure, but I'll give their ages: 27 and 9.

And back on the "Emily" thing for a minute. I know another girl named Emily, and frankly I don't think she deserves the name at all. It makes me a bit mad.

Sapphira · « **Reply #207 on:** June 09, 2003, 11:46:51 PM »

Okay, I edited my post to give the option of name or gender. Wow, your sibs have a MAJOR age difference, there.

GPA is Grade Point Average. I don't know if you get grades when homeschool, but here's how you calculate it. A=4, B=3, C=2, D=1, F=0. Add a point to each honors class. 2 points for above honors (i.e. Advanced Placement)--this is what makes it weighted. Take all the points from all your grades in HS, and find the average.

Voila! There's your GPA. To find it unweighted, just don't add the extra points for honors/AP. Unweighted I have 4.0 ^_^

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #208 on:** June 09, 2003, 11:53:45 PM »

I see. No, I don't get grades, because I am actually more unschooled. Now MY Emily, who is also homeschooled, on the other hand, has more structured school-type stuff, and I think she does get graded. I think.

Sapphira · « **Reply #209 on:** June 09, 2003, 11:58:22 PM »

Hmm...How is that possible? Being "unschooled," that is? Aren't you REQUIRED to get a formal education?

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.