How da bling', ya know some king got a ring, ya know, ta' fling his wing, but a thing ta' help him sing got shoved up his ding-a-ling like lightning, ya know, static cling, no repelling, it was like da' big cha-CHING' fo' dat docto' Shing helping wit' da sling, who needs ta' bring da FINE 'ting ta' help swing wit' his int-'o'-net PING!
20 WORDS IN ONE SENTENCE! WHO'S YO DADDY!
(You could probably hit the jackpot with the "at" ending)