It's my b-day? Well, why the exclamation? I'm 17 and I'm bored. I've just sat there all day playing on my new shiny Game Boy Advance SP. My room is full of presents, and I've eaten too much chocolate cake. But why should I be bored? I've got gifts! I can talk to you guys! No matter how much I hate getting older, I still love birthdays. :)
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.