"First of all, Sapphira's sig is from the Simpsons."
--Part of it, yes. *Sigh* I guess I'll explain it again.
Whenever something bad happens, I blame it on the "little green elves"--much like the myth of the role of gremlins.
Example: "Where did my keys go?"
"The little green elves stole them."
Incidently, when good things happen, or if my mom asks, "Who's gonna clean the downstairs," etc, I say "the magical fairies."
As for the elves, it is also a play-off from the Simpsons, when Ralph says, "That's where a saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!"
The two are not related, but I thought it'd be funny to combine them as one.
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.