Nice Monkees 'do.
Tonight, as part of our class graduation dinner, a mock awards ceremony was held, honouring the winners of such categories as "Best Hair" and "What Were They Wearing?". I won an Oscar* for "Best Celebrity Lookalike" for having dressed as Mario at this year's Halloween party. Later, the event's main speaker (some guy's dad) noted my apparent resemblance to Jack Black.
*Gold foil star attached to a toothpick, plus a piece of lined paper bearing the phrase, "Congratulations - You are now going to live forever."