This is sort of what "Atak or the worts things Mario woud say" was supposed to be like. Just write what a character would say.
Mario: Whatta should I wear today?
Luigi: Greg, I can't stand it! It's always Mario, Mario, Mario!
Peach: Let's see... Take shower, eat breakfast, get captured...
Bowser: Hey, Peach's mom never paid me for baby-sitting!
Toad: Mario, wake up! I'm not a super mushroom!
Yoshi: Wait a minute, when did I learn how to ta- zzp zooo!
Hamster Sauce!