Author Topic: Lonic's Intelligence Test (Read 5513 times)

Jake · « **on:** October 26, 2003, 12:45:19 PM »

This will test how smart or stupid you guys are. After 10 people answer the questions, I will give off the answer, and this topic will be closed. Let's begin:

1.I, Lonic the Elfinhog am a(n)..
A.Smart guy.
B.Evil Guy.
C.Evil Smart Guy.
D.A retard.
E.uvg in disguise.

2.R Kelly likes his girls...
A.Young, young, young, young, young, young!
B.Old.
C.In there twenties.
D.Middle-aged.
E.All of the above

3.Jar Jar Binks is a(n)...
A.Retard.
B.Idiot.
C.Gaywad and the real Phantom Menace.
D.Cool guy, and a lovable fellow.
E.All of the above, except D

4.How old am I?
A.14
B.21
C.500
D.3
E.37

5.Lord of the Rings...
A.Rules!
B.Rules!
C.Rules!
D.Rules!
E.Sucks!

6.My sig copys who's sig?
A.jon's
B.Lizard Dude's
C.Chupperson Weird's
D.Meowrio's
E.None of these guys

7.Whats 2+2?
A.4, of coarse!
B.I'm not going to answer such an easy math problem.
C.Uhhhh, Frankenstien?
D.What?
E.All of the above

8.What is my IQ level?
A.500,000
B.90
C.2
D.100
E.0

9.Am I smarter than SMBHQ's Neglected character, Dr. Donez?
A.Yes
B.No
C.Maybe so
D.A little
E.You are both just as smart

FINAL QUESTION: What is my favorite video-game?
A.Final Fantasy X
B.Super Mario Bros. 3
C.Yo! Noid
D.Viewtiful Joe
E.Dynamite Headdy

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Luigi hated it when he craped his pants. Boo!

Edited by - Lonic the Elfinhog on 10/29/2003 2:47:14 PM

Jake · « **Reply #1 on:** October 26, 2003, 12:49:07 PM »

Sorry, I didn't mean to make 2. Delete this one.

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Luigi hated it when he craped his pants. Boo!

Markio · « **Reply #2 on:** October 26, 2003, 01:15:58 PM »

1. C
2. E
3. D
4. A
5. B
6. A. Ditto.
7. B, since 4 is not offcourse or whatever.
8. D
9. C
10.A

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt! Yay!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #3 on:** October 26, 2003, 01:27:04 PM »

1.D
2.A
3.D
4.A
5.C
6.A, but why did Luigi crepe his pants?
7.D, how dare you call 4 coarse?
8.B
9.B, he can spell "you're"
FINAL QUESTION:C

Iâ€™m not stupid, Iâ€™m LD.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #4 on:** October 26, 2003, 05:13:31 PM »

Well, this should be fun.

1: B (Not nearly as evil as I am, though)
2: E, but especially A
3: (see my answer to question 2)
4: A
5: All of the above
6: E
7: None of the above - The correct answer is "4, 10, or 11, depending on what base you use".
8: Probably D. I hope that wasn't an ONLINE test though; if you only got 100 on one of those, you're probably about 70 in real life.
9: C. Dr. Donez isn't real, so no intelligence comparision can be made.
10: Hmm, I'ma go with A. But I'm not at all sure.

A WINNER IS ME

Stupid Quotes: (6th edition)
"I honestly don`t see how the Cubs can lose the [National League Championship Series]. I mean, the Cubs are up by 3 games, and Mark Prior and Kerry Wood are pitching Games 6 and 7 at home. As bad as they`ve choked in the past, there is absolutely no way that the Cubs can lose this series to the Florida Marlins."
~Me, failing to see how badly the Cubs really can still choke, even today.

TEM · « **Reply #5 on:** October 26, 2003, 06:56:20 PM »

This isn't a IQ test! I'm telling MENSA someone's running a phoney smarts test.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

jon · « **Reply #6 on:** October 26, 2003, 10:37:53 PM »

1) Y
2) Y
3) Y
4) Y
5) Y
6) Y
7) Y
8) Y
9) Y
10) Y

Can you guess the letters that come after Y?

That's right! It's Y**!

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(''o0o'') The Metroids will rule the world! Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #7 on:** October 26, 2003, 10:38:34 PM »

1)B, 2)B, 3)D, 4)B, 5)ABCD, 6)A, 7)E, 8)C, 9)B, 10)F

What the heck is "Dynomite" Headdy?

Fifth · « **Reply #8 on:** October 27, 2003, 02:05:45 AM »

What's Dynamite Headdy? Such blasphemy!
Only a super-awesome, highly-random, Treasure platformer on the Genesis.

Honestly. You need more game culture.

A what way more appropriate to end this than with my usual signature:

Go Moon!

Jake · « **Reply #9 on:** October 27, 2003, 06:50:56 AM »

!
Hey, Steve, I thought you liked Jar Jar! LOL!

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Luigi hated it when he craped his pants. Boo!

Alucard · « **Reply #10 on:** October 27, 2003, 06:58:38 AM »

1.C
2.A
3.E
4.A
5.ABC or D
6.A
7.A
8.A
9.B
10.B

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Super Mario Moonshine. HA HA!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #11 on:** October 27, 2003, 09:37:10 PM »

Fifth, note I said "Dynomite," as in criticizing the misspelling of "Dynamite." I know about Dynamite Headdy.

Fifth · « **Reply #12 on:** October 28, 2003, 12:26:02 AM »

Ah, I understand.
I saw your mispelling, but didn't notice that he had done so first.

Go Moon!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #13 on:** October 28, 2003, 09:08:09 PM »

1. e
3. e
4. d
5. abcd
6. a
7. b
8. e
9. No answer
10. b(this is a Mario board, after all)

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 29, 2003, 10:39:45 PM »

1.D

3.E
4.C
5.E
6.C
7.C
8.E
9.B
10.B
is i of to being smarternessingser?

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I wonder what happens if you drop popcorn in the toilet when it has that blue junk in it.