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Trainman

  • Bob-Omg
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2003, 03:24:18 PM »
They put Braille on the ATM because they can be guided by their dogs up to it and get money out. No, not the dog driving, fools, but walking up to it.

Insane Steve: Answer to your question-"Congress," of course. The government these days...


Why do they make Braille DRIVER's manual should be the real question here. Why do they do that?

"Oh, I''m such and idiot." "I don''t wanna live to see the day the Earth screws up." ~Trainman
Formerly quite reasonable.

Black Mage

  • HP １０１８ MP ６８５
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2003, 03:28:44 PM »
"If 'progress' means 'For advancement', what word happens to mean 'Against advancement'?"

 Bush!

Lizard Dude

« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2003, 03:42:03 PM »
Hear, hear.

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.

Wheel_kirby

« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2003, 12:53:23 AM »
what do you get when you cross a bird, and B-I-N-G-O the dog? A Birdo

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An 1857 pioneer- "Oh you hush! if god made it then it shouldnt hurt me!" *Eats a mushroom* The next day he died of poisoning...
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Some things are good left unsaid. This may be one of them...

Mr. Wiggles

« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2003, 07:57:23 PM »
 Funny labels
1  Unknown Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
   Appliances

2  Flying Goku
This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.
   Toys

3  Life saving device
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
   Appliances

4  Child-Sized Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
   Clothes

5  Various Computers
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
   Electronics

6  Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
   Signs

7  Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
   Appliances

8  Unknown Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
   Hygiene

9  Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
   Appliances

10  Unknown Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
   Miscellaneous


The square root of a flexnard is a cup full of boogers-Carl,Jimmy Neutron
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

Screech

« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2003, 09:22:39 PM »
A maternity ward: No children.

A sign near a road by a lake: If this sign is underwater, do not pass.

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

TJOghost8

« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2003, 03:33:41 PM »
I have a joke, but it's too vulgar to post.

They're always laughing... laughing at nothing.
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

Trainman

  • Bob-Omg
« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2003, 04:44:22 PM »
More Funny Labels:

SALT
Salt Inside
(Little packets)

NUTS
WARNING: Nuts inside.


Sign at a foreign hotel:

"Please do not steal our towels. If you are not a person to do these such things, do not read this 'notice.'"



Trainman- Train Horn Man <--- I''m with stupid.
Formerly quite reasonable.

Mr. Wiggles

« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2003, 07:57:46 PM »
Airline Peanuts
Instructions: Open Packet,eat nuts.
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

Darth Danno

« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2003, 10:26:14 PM »
 This is something I saw on the bulletin board in the back of my social studies teacher's class.

WARNING!
The edges of this sign are sharp!
Do not touch the edges of this sign!

[In small lettering]
Also, the bridge is out ahead.

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 It''s a right to be stupid, but I''m abusing the privilage!
Edited by - Darth Danno at T/H/X 11:38:4 EB

TJOghost8

« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2003, 02:05:08 PM »
***NOTE: The following jokes aren't to offend anyone. There just there for fun.***

Your mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!

Your mama's so stupid, she failed a blood test!

Your mama's so gluttonous, when she walks into an "All-You-Can-Eat" restaurant, there are speed-bumps!

Your mama's so fat, she stepped on a weight scale and the measure read "To be continued."!

You're so ugly, you scare away blind people!

You're so ugly, on the day you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your mother!

Ha ha ha ha!
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

Popple

« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2004, 10:57:54 PM »
How many flys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A guy walks into a bar...

Ouch!

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Frank.
Come on in, Frank.

Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
Let me away from this boulder!

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2004, 12:02:39 AM »
I just saw a little warning sign on my keyboard:

WARNING: Some experts believe that the use of any keyboard may cause serious injury.  Consult statement on the back of this keyboard.

It says more on the back, but I can't post that because... I just don't want to.

I am not a loser!  Just ask my pet rock!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

GiftedGirl

« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2004, 04:18:08 PM »
Knock knock
Who's there?
Impatient cow
Impatient c--
MOO!

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

GiftedGirl

« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2004, 06:47:31 PM »
What do you get when Mario melts?

Liquid Plumber.

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ME: Say hello to my little friend!

LttlFrnd: Hi! My name''s Likorish!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario
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