Once there were 4 people on a plane. they were Governer Arnold, The Pope, a little boy and George W Bush. The plane started to malfunction and the pilot told them that there are only 3 parachutes so they have to decide who will live. Governer Arnold says "I am the governer of California and they need me" so he jumps out. President Bush says "I am the greatest and most intelligent president the United States has ever had" so he jumps out. The Pope bends down and tells the little boy "Son, I have lived my life and it's time for you to live yours. go on and jump" The little boy says "But Pope, we can both save ourselves" The Pope asks "how?" The little boy says "The most intelligent president of the United States took my Backpack instead of a parachute"
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"you know what I''m doing right now? Giving you the finger."
"John,I''m poor, I''m Blind, and I run a newstand in the back of a coffee shop. God gave me the finger way before you ever did."
~ Becker & Jake in a conversation