Old Man Smitherson. But not since the great buttermilk crisis of '58 has he ever give them to anyone but the mayor of Chickenmilk, Wisconsin. Rumor has that the mayor receives shipments every Friday from two gnomes dressed in green leather jackets, but they'll only hand them over if you have the Sword of Mastery, which can only be obtained if you give the Collectible Pewter Monkey Statue/Liquor Bottle to the Master of Unlocking.
Will you accept this quest?