Read The Prophecy and find out. Oh, you said if he DIDN'T kidnap her? Uh... because Mario likes to kick butts. He likes the way his leather shoe forcefully smacks against someone's rump and knocks them over.
Why is a mouse when it runs? (that's actually a real question from some book I read)
On November 21st, Nintendo will unleash the greatest handheld system on America that this world has ever seen. Two screens, two extra buttons, one touch-sensitive screen, wireless multiplayer, voice recognition, a rechargeable battery, and more. Prepare to severely wet yourself.
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/11/2004 12:45:46 PM