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Author Topic: The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story (no purchase nessasary!)  (Read 8833 times)

GiftedGirl

« on: March 12, 2004, 09:30:25 PM »
This is kinda like Lonic's "Pokemon/Anti Yugioh story" only you kill Barney and friends instead of Yugioh. (to be honest, I think Barney's "friends" are good kids but are under some kinda evil spell)I will start (duh).

One time I got bonded with Jirachi. (very wierd) While me and Jirachi were trying to figure out how to get separated, we saw Barney walking by.

ME: (to Jirachi) Since Barneys here, why don't we just kill him?

JIRACHI: (to me) Good idea! I haven't had any fun since we got merged!

So we used Serene Grace on Barney. But he wasn't dead. So then we used Doom Desire and he died. Then we celebrated by eating chicken parmesean from Fazoli's. And people called us heroes for killing Barney.

REPORTER: How do you feel about saving us from the evil dinosaur known as Barney?

ME & JIRACHI: I am pleased to do something for the community and happy to finally get rid of Barney! Jira-CHI!

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*please sing my sig*

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 3/12/2004 7:37:55 PM
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

TJOghost8

« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2004, 12:54:33 PM »
Why are most of your topics just puns of other topics?

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

Forest Guy

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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2004, 03:32:22 PM »
Because she has no mind. She can only copy other peoples' ideas then change them around to fit her twisted 8 year-old brain because her lack of intelligence prevents her from doing anything creative.

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Screech

« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2004, 05:07:46 PM »
Because she, like a lot of people, thinks that what once worked must always work, and that she can be a bigger part of the board by riding a wave that she just missed.
I've done the same thing at least once.

And Meowrik, are you holding some kind of grudge against GG? I know it's a stupid topic but you've kinda jumped on her every time she does something.

I might be Sadib...
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TJOghost8

« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2004, 05:20:42 PM »
She also uses the same idea over and over: Farts. She's obessed with farts. Yeah, creative... if you were a writer for Jimmy Neutron!

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

Edited by - TJOghost8 on 3/13/2004 3:21:25 PM
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

NintendoExpert89

« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2004, 05:27:03 PM »
I don't want to sing your sig.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

nintendofreak

« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2004, 05:31:43 PM »
Meowrik, quit being a hard--- and stop flaming GG. Same goes for you TJOghost98. Also,â„¢ quit lying about her age, Meowrik.


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First of all, hardhead and hard---(Let's censor it so you don't throw another hissy fit about weak curse words) are 2 different things. A hardhead is a stupid, dumb, and idiotic person. A hard--- is a mean, unkind person. So putting in hardhead changes the meaning of the entire post. Second, the message board doesn't censor the word a--. So, it is not considered swearing.

Edited by - nintendofreak on 3/16/2004 8:40:19 PM

Deezer was here.

Forest Guy

  • Anything else?
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2004, 10:18:30 PM »
I'm just getting sick of all her immaturity. People who are that young shouldn't be here. I don't mind people who are like 12, but she's 10 or something, and is very irritating if you are even remotely intelligent.

I do not like little kids. There are few exceptions...

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GiftedGirl

« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2004, 07:51:33 PM »
Alright alright, I won't act immature anymore. Just stop being mean to me!

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Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Popple

« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2004, 06:49:03 PM »
And I believe he said 8-year-old mind, not self... I saw it as an intellectual burn. And what is this Popomen thing?

Edited by - Popple on 3/15/2004 4:49:40 PM
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nintendofreak

« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2004, 12:18:46 AM »
Meowrik, if you're so sick of all her immaturity, why not insult her in the privacy of your room instead of on the Fungi Forums in front of all the members? You need to practice keeping your petty insults to yourself.
Deezer was here.

Jake

  • Mr. Manure
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2004, 08:20:15 AM »
Cut it, Meowrik. You are being a very bad kitty. I don't care if GiftedGirl uses the idea for "Pokemon/Anti- Story" idea, and you shouldn't either. Anyway:

One day, one day, Barney hipnotise everyone to play and like his awful Sega Genesis game, "Barney's Hide & Seek". This made Pikachu and every other Pokemon very mad, because every person in the world would only by that game. No Mario. No Sonic. No Zelda. Nothing but Barney. So, the angrey Pikachu got everyone of his friend to go and kill Barney. Unfortunetly, the purple people-eater hired Dr.Eggman too make a giant Robot for his and his friends. But the couple of Onyx's lifted up a couple of Snorlax's, the droped them. Barney and friends escaped, but after that, they were trampled over and killed by the Pokemon. Everyone was very happy, enspecially the kids that Barney was holding captive. "Thank you, Pikachu and all of you other Pokemon", said a little girl. "He was gonna eat us!". They all lived happily ever after. The end.

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Forest Guy

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« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2004, 03:54:10 PM »
Thank you, Giftedgirl. I apologize if I am being mena but I'm just very uptight with the whole Sadib situation right now...

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Mr. Wiggles

« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2004, 07:41:47 PM »
Oh god, I'm getting dirty thoughts from meowriks sig. anyway (sarcasticly: oops I forget there is no anyway in one way. thanks a lot trainman)

Barney invited his gay retarded friends the teletubbies and the boohbahs to dance around my house singing of world peace friendship and Michael jackson. I coudln't stand it so I got my guns and went outside to fight. I nuked the teletubbies while yelling " See you in H**l, B***h!" and shot the boohbahs through thier heads. I faced off with Barney. I shot my assault rifle at him and then used a .22 magnum on him. Barney melted to a puddle and reformed into Jacko. He said " Why don't you come inside so I can mol-I mean give you milk and cookies. I said "How bout I drive my foot up your a**" and he ran away like a ***. I caught up to him,beheaded him,nuked him, and get all the kids he "bothered" to finish him off. Jacko burned in H**l and everyone lived violently ever after

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"John,I''m poor, I''m Blind, and I run a newstand in the back of a coffee shop. God gave me the finger way before you ever did."
~ Becker & Jake in a conversation
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

WarpRattler

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« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2004, 12:10:44 AM »
*catches a Rattata, which he uses to test his "Change-a-Pokémon-into-a-Metroid Ray"*
donotcare95: Yay! It worked!
Rattata: *is now a Metroid, so it makes noises" Squee!*is obedient to donotcare95, as it used to be his Pokémon, so it doesn't suck him dry*
donotcare95: *goes and catches a lot of Pokémon using the glitch in Pokémon Red and Blue to duplicate his Master Ball so he has millions of them**uses the ray on all of them*
Army of Metroids: SQUEE!
donotcare95: *goes to catch more Pokémon to not turn into Metroids*
donotcare95: Attack Barney and his friends, my soldiers!
Metroids: SQUEE!
Pokémon: *different names*
Barney and friends: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*are sucked dry by the Metroids, then eaten by the Pokémon*
donotcare95: Hey, they're all gone! Hurray! *hears lots of cheering all around the world**is given lots and lots of presents and money*
Barney's ghost: I'll be back...

Oh no! This could be bad!
donotcare95: *gets the Poltergust 3000 and sucks up Barney's ghost*
Barney's ghost: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *is eaten by rare ghost-eating moths that donotcare95 put inside the vacuum's bag*

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>

Edited by - donotcare95 on 3/30/2004 10:11:38 PM
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