Author Topic: See how long you can hold it... (Read 28560 times)

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #75 on:** May 05, 2004, 12:21:12 PM »

Organizations of fallen radios doom innocent bystanding donkeys to a life of sorrow and ritual, while quails sometimes light firecrackers in the dead of night to scare hungry children out of restful sitting.
Have a nice day!

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

TEM · « **Reply #76 on:** May 05, 2004, 01:58:08 PM »

Shiggety shiggety shwa.

^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O

n/a · « **Reply #77 on:** May 05, 2004, 02:35:21 PM »

Don't pour salad dressing into the mouthwash.

HEADLINE: Tornado Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #78 on:** May 05, 2004, 04:03:25 PM »

Turn left for Drive-Thru Parking!

I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.

luigi~lover · « **Reply #79 on:** May 05, 2004, 04:57:12 PM »

Normal people scare me....

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~

n/a · « **Reply #80 on:** May 05, 2004, 06:43:42 PM »

BURN THE DOORKNOBS!!!

HEADLINE: Tornado Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #81 on:** May 05, 2004, 09:47:52 PM »

Then the next fib licked the strudel.

It''s hard to make up your mind when you donâ€™t have one.

Watoad · « **Reply #82 on:** May 05, 2004, 11:39:47 PM »

As of next Monday, I will be starting work each day at 7:30 a.m. (PST). After I'm completely trained to open the store, I will have it all to myself for a whole hour every day! Woohoo!! Ya know, I could use that time to, uh, heheh, post in here . . .

"Greetings from Belgium, the only country in Europe where the leading source of natural gas is the local dairy farm."

Watoad · « **Reply #83 on:** May 06, 2004, 01:03:36 AM »

I paid $290.24 to have my car fixed today.

This is almost a double postâ€”except that there is no "Edited by -" line, and the time is way off. If you can believe it, I haven't double-posted yet.

"Greetings from Belgium, the only country in Europe where the leading source of natural gas is the local dairy farm."

n/a · « **Reply #84 on:** May 06, 2004, 06:09:53 PM »

My leading source of information is my watch.

We can learn a lot from crayons. They are different colors and some have funny names but they all live together in the same box.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #85 on:** May 06, 2004, 09:57:43 PM »

Go to www.holdthebutton.com.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

Watoad · « **Reply #86 on:** May 07, 2004, 08:17:42 PM »

"Greetings from Belgium, the only country in Europe where the leading source of natural gas is the local dairy farm."

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #87 on:** June 02, 2004, 07:36:31 PM »

I luv my dog! And I'm getting a guinea pig for my birthday!

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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''

Luigison · « **Reply #88 on:** June 02, 2004, 08:16:29 PM »

Purple, green, 124, up, down, to, from, fargo, wells, 183, 22, twins, 1up, lol, smb3, ...

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #89 on:** June 03, 2004, 10:05:21 AM »

When fish die, they trun purple and swim upside-down.