I'm bumping this on account me having a really bizarre dream last night involving the Homestar Runner characters, which acually largely pertained to Senor Cardgage. I meant to post it earlier, but I got sidetracked with adding to The Evil Bread.
Anyway, the first thing I'd like to mention is that I've never had a dream this vivid featuring the H*R cast. In fact, I don't think I've ever had any dreams featuring them at all before now.
The dream was like this. All the characters were apparently staying at my house for the night, as it was nighttime for most of the dream. I think I only saw Strong Bad, Homestar, Marzipan, Bubs and Strong Mad. I can't remember why the others weren't there. I think Strong Sad didn't get invited or something, and The Cheat and Coach Z might've been there, but the first five are the ones I know for sure. The thing was, though, Senor Cardgage also showed up, which made Strong Bad really happy, so I had to let him stay. The problem? He was never around when everyone else was, and whenever I was alone, he'd show up near me. I even caught him raiding my fridge behind my back.
I tried to convince Strong Bad that he really wasn't as cool as he thought he was and that he was probably up to something, but to no avail. Nobody else believed me either, not even my own mother. Eventually, something happened outside, and we all went to investigate. for some reason it was abnormally foggy out, and all I could see were the character's silhouettes. I also saw Senor Cardgage's silhouette in the distance, but nobody else saw it. Eventually they decided that it was just the neighbors or a stray animal or something and went back in. I knew it was Senor Cardgage, though.
As I was walking back in, I heard someone behind me. I turn around, and I see that it's only Homsar. He apparently wanted to come over too, but none of the other characters let him due to not liking him. I kinda felt sorry for him and I told him I thought he was cool, after which he thanked me by actually speaking in a coherent sentence. I think I may have had control of what I was dreaming at this point, possibly from being half-awake. Then I think I fell back to full sleep again, because the dream cut into a second part. This part of the dream involved me and my cousin in a pharmacy store eating candy bars. I think I was afraid of running into Senor Cardgage again, implying that this was a continuation of the first part of the dream.
Very weird indeed.