I had a dream last night that this topic had been locked at around seventy pages. There was also a rockin' new forum theme that reminded me of an underground level; the color scheme was similar to the current default one, but with more greens (to represent warp pipes, I suppose) and yellows (no idea why); it had avatar support (ONLY IN MY DREAMS LOL) and more Mario sprites/graphics worked in everywhere; and some sort of fancy script that had locked topics look all dark, like an abandoned building whose electricity had long since been cut off, or to continue with the Mario theme, like a Ghost House. Because visibility would be poor otherwise, there was a spotlight centered around the mouse that brightened whatever part of the page of where the mouse was positioned.
I earnestly hope the dream was prophetic.