Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 566616 times)

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2280 on:** January 21, 2007, 06:25:53 PM »

Remaining bits of ant-sized humans survive and attack the Earth bigwigs in a NetHack-type environment that the Earthlings are totally unprepared for.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2281 on:** January 26, 2007, 07:52:12 AM »

Ant-sized humans drown trying to cross the english channel.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2282 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:07:38 AM »

* WarpRattler changes to the Japanese Channel

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2283 on:** January 27, 2007, 07:42:40 PM »

The Japanese Channel only has crap shows, so the watcher changes channels again.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2284 on:** January 28, 2007, 03:41:27 AM »

Remote runs out of batteries. TV viewer subsequently commits suicide.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2285 on:** January 28, 2007, 10:04:53 AM »

Suicide attempt failed.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2286 on:** January 28, 2007, 10:09:22 AM »

The power of reading comprehension reveals that "commits suicide" contradicts failure.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2287 on:** January 31, 2007, 10:33:52 AM »

An illiterate person walks along, and stops the power.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2288 on:** February 01, 2007, 06:03:11 AM »

Hasselhoff, Schwarzeneggar, and Mary Poppins unite to form the Grammar & Spelling Triangle of Legend--blasting the illiterate person with beams upon beams of newfound language POWER.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2289 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:14:29 AM »

Schwarzeneggar breaks his other leg in a tragic uphill skiing accident, breaking the language power.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2290 on:** February 02, 2007, 06:34:03 AM »

Just as his leg starts to snap, the entirety of Schwarzeneggar's skin peels away and reveals a liquid metal frame that lies beneath. He rampages through the ski lodge and nearby "kiddie slope" at a leisurely and suspense-inducing pace.

Language Power RESTORED.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2291 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:11:45 AM »

* WarpRattler presses the "switch to Spanish" button, breaking the language power, because the Language Trinity doesn't know Spanish

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2292 on:** February 02, 2007, 09:57:18 AM »

A Spanish version of the Language Trinity is started, consisting of Ms Anderson(my Spanish teacher), Pepe the King Prawn and Tommy Lee Jones(yes, he speaks Spanish).

kirbyman · « **Reply #2293 on:** February 09, 2007, 05:47:47 PM »

Mexico, Spain, and any other area of Spanish, get Iniallated off face of the planet by World War III, and thus, Spanish ceices to exsist!

Very long, I know.

The Chef · « **Reply #2294 on:** February 09, 2007, 08:59:27 PM »

World War III is ended by the Justice League.