Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 563765 times)

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2355 on:** February 27, 2007, 08:58:23 AM »

Black Mage casts Fire on the thunderblizzard, causing instant death to everyone in a 50-mile radius.

The Chef · « **Reply #2356 on:** February 27, 2007, 03:24:48 PM »

White Mage brings everyone back to life.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2357 on:** February 27, 2007, 04:33:36 PM »

Black Mage hits on White Mage.

Area 64 · « **Reply #2358 on:** February 27, 2007, 10:14:07 PM »

White Mage is already dating Clyde from Pac-Man.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #2359 on:** February 27, 2007, 10:18:53 PM »

Clyde gets murdered by Pinky.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2360 on:** February 28, 2007, 08:22:38 AM »

Pinky commits suicide when his and The Brain's show gets pulled in favor of Family Matters.

Area 64 · « **Reply #2361 on:** February 28, 2007, 09:20:44 AM »

Urkel from Family Matters gets hit on the the head with a comical large inflatable hammer.

The Chef · « **Reply #2362 on:** February 28, 2007, 02:32:43 PM »

The hammer pops.

Suffix · « **Reply #2363 on:** February 28, 2007, 04:26:23 PM »

Inflatable hammer is reinforced with concrete. Suddenly, it just got a bit less comical. And wieldy.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2364 on:** February 28, 2007, 09:31:57 PM »

The concrete is still liquid, and solidifies on the hands of the next poster.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2365 on:** March 02, 2007, 07:38:09 AM »

Superman frees Sqrt2 by using his laser eye beams.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2366 on:** March 02, 2007, 01:22:01 PM »

Superman gets laughed at for his Saran Wrap shield.

Area 64 · « **Reply #2367 on:** March 02, 2007, 02:56:12 PM »

To throw the heat off of himself, Superman makes fun of Aquaman's "fish talk" powers.

The Chef · « **Reply #2368 on:** March 02, 2007, 03:11:02 PM »

Aquaman summons a whale named Monstro to swallow Superman.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2369 on:** March 03, 2007, 08:52:06 AM »

Superwoman seduces Superman, marries him, and forces him to work a day job in order to support her and the Superkids.