Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 746965 times)

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2400 on:** March 13, 2007, 04:36:40 PM »

Obscurity falls into a plothole (a device I've been using a lot lately).

The Chef · « **Reply #2401 on:** March 13, 2007, 06:05:19 PM »

Plothole is covered up by a better writer.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2402 on:** March 13, 2007, 08:40:13 PM »

A better writer is discovered to be a plagarist by some meddling kids and their stupid dog.

Suffix · « **Reply #2403 on:** March 13, 2007, 08:48:25 PM »

Meddling kids (and a dog) fail to uncover the Mystery of the Question for life, the universe, and everything.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2404 on:** March 13, 2007, 09:11:58 PM »

Someone throws the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2405 on:** March 13, 2007, 09:24:10 PM »

HGttG is thrown into a pit of 1000 flames and is burned and never heard from again.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2406 on:** March 13, 2007, 09:45:29 PM »

...I think you misread the post.

The HGttG was the thing being destroyed in that post, so you'd have to target either the HHG or the "Someone". FAIL'D

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2407 on:** March 13, 2007, 10:37:13 PM »

Oops.

HGG is thrown into a pit of 1000 flames and is never seen again.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2408 on:** March 14, 2007, 07:37:46 AM »

PaperLuigi's hands are thrown into the pit as well.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2409 on:** March 14, 2007, 11:29:37 AM »

PaperLuigi's hands are so big, the clog up the pit--effectively defeating it.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2410 on:** March 14, 2007, 04:26:38 PM »

PaperLuigi's hands are turned into ice cream, which melt and open the hole again.

Suffix · « **Reply #2411 on:** March 14, 2007, 05:54:18 PM »

Suffix always defeats ice cream-- never the other way around. (DeadAwake: clever!)

Area 64 · « **Reply #2412 on:** March 14, 2007, 06:44:30 PM »

Suffix is strapped to a chair and forced to watch Electric Soldier Porygon.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2413 on:** March 15, 2007, 07:41:25 AM »

Suffix stands up, smashes the legs of the chair that he's still strapped to against the wall, and throws each one at the screen in succession.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #2414 on:** March 15, 2007, 01:58:42 PM »

A table assualts Suffix, and throws him into a dungeon.