Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 766322 times)

Masher101 · « **Reply #2475 on:** April 27, 2007, 06:26:11 AM »

Bicycle gets sat on by someone REALLY... REALLY fat.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2476 on:** April 27, 2007, 06:25:18 PM »

Fat person gets sat on by someone even fatter.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2477 on:** April 27, 2007, 06:38:02 PM »

Fatter person dies of a heart attack.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2478 on:** April 27, 2007, 07:10:30 PM »

Someone goes back in time and gives the fatter person a book. The book is called: The Weight Loss Cure They Don't Want You to Know About This causes the fatter person to lose weight for good and not get a heart attack.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2479 on:** April 27, 2007, 07:17:38 PM »

Kirby steals the book at the last minute, preventing the fat man from getting the cure.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2480 on:** April 27, 2007, 07:53:11 PM »

The Hawaii Five-o theme is played and for some reason it makes Kirby give the book back.

Area 64 · « **Reply #2481 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:18:49 PM »

Kirby is eaten by Yoshi.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2482 on:** April 28, 2007, 03:01:12 PM »

Yoshi is eaten by King Hippo.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2483 on:** April 28, 2007, 03:04:44 PM »

King Hippo is eaten by Wario.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2484 on:** April 28, 2007, 03:38:33 PM »

Wario, having just eaten something at least four times as large as himself, explodes.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2485 on:** April 29, 2007, 12:44:36 PM »

Cans of laughter on the Monty Python set quickly clean up the remains.

Suffix · « **Reply #2486 on:** April 29, 2007, 12:47:54 PM »

Cackletta manages to rise from the dead and steal their stock of laughter, hoping to come up with an evil plan for it later.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2487 on:** April 29, 2007, 01:39:31 PM »

A white mage casts Diaja on Cackletta, dealing ridiculous amounts of damage and rekilling Cackletta.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2488 on:** April 29, 2007, 01:45:20 PM »

White Mage loses his magic and has to pretend to be a White Mage on World of Warcraft.

Masher101 · « **Reply #2489 on:** April 29, 2007, 01:50:22 PM »

WoW gets murdered in popularity by StarCraft II. (Where are you, Starcraft II?)