Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 746292 times)

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2535 on:** May 12, 2007, 04:58:29 PM »

English teacher falls down the Pit of 100 Trials and doesn't make it out. :(

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2536 on:** May 12, 2007, 05:50:58 PM »

Spiderman uses his webbing to pull the teacher out.

The Chef · « **Reply #2537 on:** May 12, 2007, 06:01:25 PM »

Symbiote makes Spider-Man act emo, so he fails.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2538 on:** May 12, 2007, 06:09:30 PM »

Emo is overrated, so it fails.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2539 on:** May 12, 2007, 06:23:31 PM »

Overrated is smashed by a random blob.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2540 on:** May 12, 2007, 06:57:47 PM »

Random blob is eaten by a Shlurp.

The Chef · « **Reply #2541 on:** May 12, 2007, 07:43:14 PM »

Shlurp is beaten in a dance contest by one of my characters, The Glob.

Masher101 · « **Reply #2542 on:** May 12, 2007, 07:52:43 PM »

The Glob is sued by Glorb.

Suffix · « **Reply #2543 on:** May 12, 2007, 09:46:15 PM »

Glorb finds himself in a desert and evaporates into a sweet-tasting powder.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2544 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:33:40 PM »

Global warming gives the desert lots of rain. (Don't ask me how it works.)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2545 on:** May 13, 2007, 04:30:40 PM »

Global Warming destroyed by Al Gore (hey, he seems to be the only one who cares.........).

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2546 on:** May 14, 2007, 03:35:19 AM »

Al Gore beheaded by a crazed, katana-wielding, ninja monkey on hallucinogenic drugs.

Masher101 · « **Reply #2547 on:** May 14, 2007, 06:16:38 AM »

The monkey gets eatten by a really fat dude.

Suffix · « **Reply #2548 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:58:56 PM »

Through his chronic eating habits, the really fat dude reaches a mass at which nothing, bar docking cranes, can move him (eventually, he atrophies to the point where just as everyone starts to wonder if he's alive, he deflates).

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2549 on:** May 14, 2007, 03:55:55 PM »

The most amazing personal trainer in the world manages to get the fat dude down to a weight of 200 pounds (then everyone begins to worship the trainer because they think he's Jesus for performing such a miracle).