Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 766391 times)

Suffix · « **Reply #2520 on:** May 09, 2007, 06:58:28 PM »

Dr. Doofus's Insta Freeze!™, having been slyly injected into the Galactic Zamboni's water tank, is completely immobilized at the next game when a rapid, Insta Freezing!™ reaction causes the tank to burst.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2521 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:19:32 PM »

Dr. Doofus gets a wedgie from a football captain and destroys his inventions in shame.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2522 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:30:52 PM »

Football Captain's head blown off by a nearby sniper.

Area 64 · « **Reply #2523 on:** May 11, 2007, 04:24:38 PM »

Sniper's kidneys are stolen by Waluigi.

Masher101 · « **Reply #2524 on:** May 11, 2007, 05:11:27 PM »

Waluigi is pounded in the face by none other than...

The Green Thunder...

Mr. L!

(Speaking of Mr. L...)

Suffix · « **Reply #2525 on:** May 11, 2007, 06:37:27 PM »

Mr. L's Brobot malfunctions and locks him in the cockpit.

Masher101 · « **Reply #2526 on:** May 11, 2007, 07:16:59 PM »

Mario jumps in and clobbers Brobot, and it explodes, sending Mr. L flying into Mario.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2527 on:** May 11, 2007, 08:51:36 PM »

Time runs out, and Mario goes OUCH!

Area 64 · « **Reply #2528 on:** May 11, 2007, 09:23:05 PM »

Time is restored by Dialga.

Suffix · « **Reply #2529 on:** May 11, 2007, 09:28:33 PM »

An actual earthquake makes Dialga faint.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2530 on:** May 12, 2007, 07:20:00 AM »

Earthquake is beaten by tornado in a card game.

Masher101 · « **Reply #2531 on:** May 12, 2007, 11:19:07 AM »

Tornado cheated, so he is areasted by Bowser.

Jman · « **Reply #2532 on:** May 12, 2007, 01:36:58 PM »

Bowser is edited into Mortal Kombat 2 and suffers a fatality.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2533 on:** May 12, 2007, 02:22:13 PM »

Everyone forgets about fatalities when babalities are developed.

Suffix · « **Reply #2534 on:** May 12, 2007, 03:36:41 PM »

Your irritating and nitpicky English teacher finds "babalitites" to be endlessly amusing. Suddenly, everybody thinks that's a dumb word.