Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 746929 times)

The Chef · « **Reply #2370 on:** March 03, 2007, 10:25:37 AM »

Superwoman is called back to Earth-Three by the other members of the Crime Syndicate of America (know your DC characters, DeadAwake).

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2371 on:** March 04, 2007, 01:26:26 PM »

Earth-Three is actually inside the marble on the dog's collar at the end of Men in Black. Said marble is swallowed by a porpoise.

Area 64 · « **Reply #2372 on:** March 04, 2007, 02:26:56 PM »

Porpoise gets caught in a tuna net.

The Chef · « **Reply #2373 on:** March 04, 2007, 02:37:53 PM »

Some animal rights activist gets the porpoise out of the net.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2374 on:** March 04, 2007, 05:12:27 PM »

Under the cruel smirk of irony, said animal rights activists are attacked by bears.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2375 on:** March 05, 2007, 12:05:28 PM »

Bears are attacked by adventurers who think they're bars.

The Chef · « **Reply #2376 on:** March 05, 2007, 04:15:25 PM »

The amnesiac adventurers are cured by a group of actual bars.

Suffix · « **Reply #2377 on:** March 05, 2007, 04:17:25 PM »

An arc welder manages to cut bars.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2378 on:** March 06, 2007, 04:07:01 AM »

Arc welder is killed by a psychotic, axe-wielding lumberjack.

Suffix · « **Reply #2379 on:** March 06, 2007, 05:04:02 PM »

The lumberjack turns out to be OK. (Is "OK" the defeating force? Or is Monty Python?)

Area 64 · « **Reply #2380 on:** March 06, 2007, 05:31:25 PM »

The lumberjack is made "un-OK" by a nunchaku-wielding macaque.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2381 on:** March 06, 2007, 05:59:09 PM »

Macaque is burnt to a krisp by Krispy the Kat.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2382 on:** March 07, 2007, 08:51:22 AM »

Kellogg's takes the kat to kourt for kopyright infringement.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2383 on:** March 07, 2007, 05:13:34 PM »

Pooh Bear resumes his role as a lawyer (or was it Tigger?) and defends Krispy.

The Chef · « **Reply #2384 on:** March 07, 2007, 07:03:46 PM »

Piglet turns out to be Kellogg's lawyer, causing Pooh to fall into a state of distress.