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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #570 on: December 07, 2005, 06:58:29 PM »
How did Wario get to heaven?!
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

PaperLuigi

« Reply #571 on: December 07, 2005, 09:42:22 PM »
He helped his grandmother's brother-in law's Great Aunt's 3rd cousin's former roommate carry his grabage out the door. I think....
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

DeadAwake

« Reply #572 on: December 07, 2005, 09:56:02 PM »
Heaven's lawyer points out that the defendent, Wario, does not--in fact--have a viable alibi to support that particular good deed.
Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #573 on: December 08, 2005, 01:23:34 AM »
lawyer dies, too, but ends up in the "other place" for being a "crooked" lawyer
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

GiftedGirl

« Reply #574 on: December 08, 2005, 07:03:30 AM »
Someone who believes in re-incarnation instead of afterlifes erases both places from existance.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #575 on: December 08, 2005, 01:47:58 PM »
Person is reincarnated into a cow, which is then killed and its steak is eaten by someone
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #576 on: December 08, 2005, 07:55:24 PM »
That someone dies of Mad Cow disease.
Εὐθύνατε τὴν ὁδὸν Κυρίου

DeadAwake

« Reply #577 on: December 09, 2005, 12:06:48 AM »
Scientists discover that lemons cure Mad Cow Disease.
Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #578 on: December 09, 2005, 12:09:39 AM »
Kirby swallows lemons.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #579 on: December 09, 2005, 01:13:30 AM »
Apples swallow Kirby. (..?)
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Hirocon

  • June 14-16, every year
« Reply #580 on: December 09, 2005, 02:37:59 AM »
Apples get mad Kirby disease.

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #581 on: December 09, 2005, 10:48:33 AM »
Scientists find they can cure mad Kirby disease with Koopa parts.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #582 on: December 09, 2005, 01:55:05 PM »
Koopa vacine gives the scientists bad carma and turtle shells, so they're scarred for life.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

booo95

« Reply #583 on: December 09, 2005, 09:53:25 PM »
The devil kills them all.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #584 on: December 09, 2005, 10:11:40 PM »
Well, God kills Satan and therefore I win, but I'm not going to do that.

Ganondorf stomps on the Koopa Vaccine.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!
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