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« Reply #585 on: December 09, 2005, 10:52:41 PM »
Koopa Vaccine's older brother stomps on Ganondorf.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #586 on: December 10, 2005, 11:55:08 AM »
Older brother is crushed by partially eaten rock!
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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  • Steamed
« Reply #587 on: December 10, 2005, 01:42:11 PM »
PaperLuigi's choice prompts the US Copyright Office to give him and the rock a jail term of eleventyfour jigloyarns.

« Reply #588 on: December 10, 2005, 03:38:35 PM »
US Copyright Office is destroyed by the Partially Eaten Rock and Suzzy show fan club, after seeing their star put in jail for something PL did.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #589 on: December 10, 2005, 07:30:06 PM »
I break PL out and erase the US's Copyright's Office memory.

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  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #590 on: December 10, 2005, 08:57:04 PM »
Memory lives on in the hearts of America's children.
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« Reply #591 on: December 11, 2005, 01:00:19 AM »
A new Pokémon movie is released that tells all the children to jump off a cliff.  So they do.
Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

« Reply #592 on: December 11, 2005, 03:12:20 AM »
A new DBZ movie is released that tells all the cliffs to jump off a child.  So they do.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #593 on: December 11, 2005, 08:23:05 AM »
No cliffs go to the new DBZ movie, leaving children unharmed.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #594 on: December 11, 2005, 08:38:40 AM »
Excessive advertising forces cliffs to go to DBZ movie.

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #595 on: December 11, 2005, 08:43:53 AM »
Mountain climbers destroy cliffs.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #596 on: December 11, 2005, 11:23:21 AM »
Thirst and hunger strike mountain climbers.
Most Wishy-Washy

« Reply #597 on: December 11, 2005, 12:30:12 PM »
Grandma cures thirst and hunger, by making sure everyone's tummy stays full of casserole and pie.  :D
Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

« Reply #598 on: December 11, 2005, 12:34:53 PM »
Their tummies blow up.

« Reply #599 on: December 11, 2005, 12:37:43 PM »
An evil scientist gives them robotic tummies.
Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

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