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« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2005, 04:31:37 PM »
A monkey that was quite mean
Resided at the top of the screen.
Jumpman was in peril
As he dodged a barrel
To save his dear girlfriend Pauline.
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2005, 04:50:44 PM »
Teaming up with your brother
trouble in the sewers made them say "mother-"
The Flys started coming out
would make me want to shout
When they turned colors, jump for cover

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"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special." Stephen Hawking

« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2005, 04:53:28 PM »
Eight Yoshis travel across the land,
With the tiny Baby Mario in hand.
They put up with his crying,
They wish they were dying,
but soon Baby Bowser was banned.

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

Watoad

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« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2005, 04:53:29 PM »
I agree that Lizard Dude and Hirocon are ruling this thread, but my personal favorite so far is Deezer's. ;)

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells!
Thinks the ape not used to koopa shells.
But his days of glory have not yet come,
For now he shares the road with many a chum,
Fighting and driving against spills and spells.

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
The weaker you are, the stronger you can become.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2005, 07:24:55 PM »
"Limericks should not be allowed to exist." ~ Deity

 
That was a joke.

« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2005, 07:29:16 PM »
Watoad, no offense, but your 3rd and 4th lines have way too many syllables.

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j00r 73h r0x0r, d00d!
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Watoad

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« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2005, 08:09:12 PM »
No offense taken! I'm glad someone finally spoke up about this. You're referring to the "anapestic" thing, right? I had no idea what that word meant, so I looked it up, and the info I read said that it refers simply to the stressing of syllables, where every third syllable should be stressed or something like that. Whatever it actually means I don't know, and I didn't understand the examples that I saw. So I just forgot about that part of the limerick (which, I'll admit, is another word that I don't recall ever hearing or reading before).

What you're saying, though, is that there is a limit to the number of syllables each line can have, like the well-known haiku? Could you or someone else perhaps explain to me what the limits are exactly? Thanks!

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
The weaker you are, the stronger you can become.

« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2005, 08:34:15 PM »
Deezer's, LD's, and Watoad's are nice.

So is Vidgmchtr's. I like his the most.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2005, 10:13:31 PM »
Here Watoad, listen to this.



I bte yuo cna rdae tihs by lkooign at it.


« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2005, 10:19:10 PM »
I've never liked that particular rythum. :/

Suffix

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« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2005, 11:16:44 PM »
I've seen some great ones so far, and I love the word "bolstered."

A talented, small guy named Toad
Was trapped in a stony abode
Till’ Mario came,
And beat the whole game
So Toad could go bear Peach’s load.

« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2005, 11:18:16 PM »
Fighters from across the land
Bring Mario up to the stand.
He puts on a show
Defeating each foe
To face off against Master Hand.
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

« Reply #27 on: September 05, 2005, 12:26:54 PM »
Mario and pals had a race
This race was at a fast pace
In Go-Karts they went
And then they were sent
To the finish line, post haste!

This is for Mario Kart 64, not SMK.

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2005, 10:37:45 AM »
Too bad you couldn't finish yours Lizard Dude.

It was a Double Dash!!
They went so really fast!!
They had double items,
they went to go fight em,
and Bowser finished last.

Mario Mario he''s our man, if he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound, no one can!

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2005, 10:56:54 AM »
If anyone has noticed, I haven't posted in herebecause I am horrid at writing poems. But I shall give it a shot.

I am horrid at writing lymircs.
But I shall try a few symrics?
I won the race
she saw my pace
and then we got some mimrics?

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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