Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 569111 times)

The Chef · « **Reply #1695 on:** June 24, 2008, 07:35:10 PM »

Mario had to navigate this level to find Sonic's hidden Chaos Emerald, which seemed to be the closest available power source needed in order for Mario to go back in time yet again and stop this horrible alternate timeline from being created.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1696 on:** June 25, 2008, 12:40:39 PM »

On his way, he freed Shigeru Miyamoto from the castle dungeon, where he was being tortured by a sadistic version of Yuji Naka.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #1697 on:** June 25, 2008, 01:01:32 PM »

Before leaving, he updated Yuji Naka's firmware, upgrading him from "sadistic version" to "esteemed brain surgeon version."

The Chef · « **Reply #1698 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:17:49 PM »

Which wouldn't have made much of a difference since he'd be back to his original personality once Mario went back to 1592 in order to change history back to it's original course, and from there go back to posts made in the last few pages that caused him to turn the present into a dystopian wasteland.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1699 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:31:07 PM »

"I'm so confused," Mario said as Snake (who was sorry for shooting Mario with a stinger) and Doc Brown showed up from a random wormhole to help him get the future and the past back in order.

The Chef · « **Reply #1700 on:** June 25, 2008, 05:59:26 PM »

They proceeded back to 1582, when this post happened:

Quote from: Metal_Slug_Mario on June 24, 2008, 06:19:10 PM

After learning this, he had caused a time paradox, and Mario had found the world overruled by Sega.

...so Mario jumped on his previous self in order to prevent him from doing this:

Quote from: jmdblazer on June 24, 2008, 05:52:10 PM

When Mario stepped out of the De Lorean he said,"Nintendo was invented before the T.V.!"

...after that, he told the Mario from one page ago that he would thank him for this effort later, and proceeded to travel to the time period when this happened:

Quote from: Turtlekid1 on June 19, 2008, 11:06:05 AM

But it was too late, so the Mushroom Kingdom was destroyed.

...in order to prevent this from happening:

Quote from: jmdblazer on June 19, 2008, 12:43:51 PM

But not until they a super ultra mega awesome 1-up, and used it on the entire Mushroom Kingdom.

...which would in turn cause this:

Quote from: CrossEyed7 on June 19, 2008, 08:32:04 PM

Mario soon realized how foolish he was for doing so, as the 1-Up Mushroom made him grow another leg -- not a very efficient body feature in the postapocalyptic universe, other than for additional food supplies, and he already knew from experience that his legs were not very appetizing.

jmdblazer · « **Reply #1701 on:** June 27, 2008, 10:01:36 PM »

Then Kirby showed up and swallowed Doc Brown.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1702 on:** June 27, 2008, 11:32:59 PM »

Kirby grew long, white hair on the back of his head and gained Brown's personality and quirky intelligence.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #1703 on:** June 28, 2008, 01:01:56 AM »

Mario's head exploded from cute overload when Kirby tried to say "Great Scott."

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1704 on:** June 28, 2008, 01:04:27 AM »

Kirby gave Mario a 1-up mushroom and told Mario to put on a lifejacket; Mario obey and said "That's heavy" while Snake began to call Mario and Doc Kirby "buttheads".

Luigalaxy · « **Reply #1705 on:** June 28, 2008, 06:42:18 AM »

Mario, Doc Kirby/ The Buttheads and Snake made it to ~~Sonickku's~~ Sonic's Castle, but couldn't get in because they needed to find 5 of the 6 pieces of the Cobalt Star, however Mario suggested "We should go back to the-a future! Then we will be able to find the Cobalt Star-a!", so they did as suggested.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1706 on:** June 28, 2008, 09:21:39 AM »

But because Snake was a jerk and hated Mario and Doc Kirby, he stole the time machine, went back to the past, made huge bets on races that had already happened and got rich.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #1707 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:26:08 PM »

Mario was horrified and/or confused to find that Peach, who was his mother, was married to Snake and had a different body type.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1708 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:46:22 PM »

"My, what big...hair you have," said Mario as he looked at Peach's chest area; meanwhile, Doc Kirby was trying to figure out where and why the past got so screwed up.

The Chef · « **Reply #1709 on:** June 28, 2008, 01:31:02 PM »

It turned out that when they prevented the Mushroom Kingdom from being destroyed in the past, it only delayed Sonic from conquering the world until the future (where that particular Doc. Mario and Kirby belonged), so Mario, and Doc Kirby ended up having to first go back to the era where Snake gave his past self the Sports Almanac in order to prevent the present time from being messed up (where Peach and Snake are his parents), and then later overthrow Sonic.