Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 569303 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1755 on:** July 03, 2008, 04:42:38 PM »

Snake came out from his giant pot and he pointed to the disposal facility he had to sneak through 9 years ago on Shadow Moses island.

MegaSonic · « **Reply #1756 on:** July 03, 2008, 08:15:16 PM »

Quote from: The Chef on July 02, 2008, 01:44:43 PM

The MegaSonic got banned, thus erasing that little reveal from existance, so instead Snake said...

Meanwhile, MegaSonic steals The Chef's SPATULA for that remark.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1757 on:** July 03, 2008, 08:24:14 PM »

But no one cared because it wasn't relevant to the story; Snake, Mario and Doc Kirby ran towards Shadow Moses island while an army of grunts prepared to battle them.

The Chef · « **Reply #1758 on:** July 04, 2008, 08:29:58 AM »

Thankfully McMetal just stepped on them... but then, Raiden showed up piloting his Metal Gear...

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1759 on:** July 04, 2008, 10:08:04 AM »

Snake assumed control of McMetal's huge rail gun (which was actually just a huge spatula) while Doc Kirby assumed control of McMetal's laser beam.

The Chef · « **Reply #1760 on:** July 04, 2008, 10:28:24 AM »

Doc Kirby kept missing, and Raiden's Metal Gear was starting to pummel the heck out of McMetal, so Mario took control of the laser mechanism and blasted away at Raiden using his expert marksman skills.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1761 on:** July 04, 2008, 10:50:37 AM »

"Wait, I have expert marksman skills?" Mario asked as he continued to fire at Raiden's Metal Gear.

The Chef · « **Reply #1762 on:** July 04, 2008, 12:23:13 PM »

"Well, you are Mario McFly" said the narrator.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1763 on:** July 04, 2008, 01:05:45 PM »

"Oh yeah, that's right," said Mario as he remembered that he got all of his skills from a 7-Eleven.

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #1764 on:** July 04, 2008, 01:37:01 PM »

McMetal and Raiden's Unnamed Metal Gear had taken a lot of damage, and seemed like they could barely take any more hits. Before they could even realize it, a hole had erupted from the ground between them causing flaming debris to fly everywhere. Out of the hole had emerged Lavos, the parasitic life form that feeds on planets. Snake and Raiden had faced their Metal Gears torward the beast with light glaring across their visors, baffled at what to do next.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1765 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:01:09 PM »

"Someone just totally broke the one sentence rule," said Snake.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #1766 on:** July 04, 2008, 02:04:37 PM »

"I have no idea what's going on with this Metal Gear stuff," said CrossEyed7.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1767 on:** July 04, 2008, 03:49:58 PM »

"May I suggest you play a Metal Gear game?" said Snake as he handed CrossEyed7 a copy of Metal Gear Solid.

The Chef · « **Reply #1768 on:** July 04, 2008, 08:08:05 PM »

Then the cameraman fixed his camera so the action would go back to focusing on Mario and Kirby piloting McMetal against Raiden's Metal Gear, which he called "The Mauve Avenger".

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1769 on:** July 04, 2008, 08:35:25 PM »

Avenger and McMetal clashed while Snake (who had jumped out of McMetal) threw a few chaff grenades in an attempt to screw up Avenger's targeting system.