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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II  (Read 444535 times)

« Reply #1830 on: July 23, 2008, 01:39:50 PM »
"I wonder what's for dinner?" asked Wonder Samus, to which Green Lightarrow (Link) responded with "I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!"
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

The Chef

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« Reply #1831 on: July 23, 2008, 02:27:59 PM »
Then The Chef, as head of the writing staff, puzzled to figure out which DC villain Dr. Sloth was supposed to be a parody of, while at the same time scolding PL for using that accursed meme in this story.

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #1832 on: July 23, 2008, 02:55:46 PM »
Rather than writing anything to progress the story, CrossEyed7 mused that Link would probably be a better Batman than Donkey Kong, and that Toon Link would be a good Robin.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

The Chef

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« Reply #1833 on: July 23, 2008, 04:08:15 PM »
The Chef told CrossEyed that he would discuss that later, and decided continue the story with Dr. Sloth falling into a white plothole and Rex Luthor threatening the world with a black plothole generator (which he was still in the process of building).

Kimimaru

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« Reply #1834 on: July 23, 2008, 04:40:20 PM »
But creating a machine that can make a black hole was an idea that was overused, so Space Ghost decided to organize his own team of supervillains that would one day make the best meatball heroes ever.
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

« Reply #1835 on: July 23, 2008, 05:54:22 PM »
"This story is getting way out of hand," said PL, who was totally confused over who was in the story and who wasn't in the story.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #1836 on: July 24, 2008, 06:35:45 AM »
However, when the meatball heroes were finished, Green Lightarrow and Wonder Samus ate them all and Space Ghost vowed he would have his vengence on his meaty heroes.

(By the way, Kimimaru, it was a black plothole generator, not a black hole generator.)

« Reply #1837 on: July 24, 2008, 06:38:03 PM »
Then Angelman and Yellow Lantern made a dramatic entrance.
Gently push a piece of the tube containing the intersection along the fourth dimension, out of the original three dimensional space.
- WIkipedia page on the Klein bottle

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #1838 on: July 24, 2008, 07:22:00 PM »
A very dramatic entrance!
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #1839 on: July 24, 2008, 07:28:36 PM »
So dramatic that they both started to cry.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #1840 on: July 24, 2008, 07:33:34 PM »
Then, they continued to cry.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #1841 on: July 24, 2008, 08:29:14 PM »
Angelman was crying because he didn't look macho enough, and Yellow Lantern was crying because of Angelman's onion-scented deodorant.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Jman

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« Reply #1842 on: July 25, 2008, 12:31:04 PM »
Then I had a mental breakdown because of how far the story had strayed from the original title.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #1843 on: July 25, 2008, 12:53:02 PM »
"Well, technically this is still a Mario story,"  said Supermario.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #1844 on: July 25, 2008, 12:53:49 PM »
Then every single character besides Mario and Luigi up to this page got the BSOD, and had to recover.

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