Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 442557 times)

The Chef · « **Reply #1815 on:** July 21, 2008, 07:17:41 PM »

Then Turtlekid got kicked off the writing staff and a white plothole (the nice kind) re-wrote the story to have Diddy be Batkong's sidekick (here named Simian, because it's hard to combine Diddy and Robin's names).

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1816 on:** July 21, 2008, 07:21:00 PM »

Batkong and Simian took off to defeat Rex Luther so Blackfox could order his cappuccino at Starbucks.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #1817 on:** July 21, 2008, 07:53:42 PM »

Suddenly, union rules forced PaperLuigi to stop writing, leaving Batkong and Simian in suspended animation for several thousand years.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1818 on:** July 21, 2008, 08:58:09 PM »

"Whoa, that's kinda weird," said Supermario, who found Batkong after about 1,000 years and brought his frozen body in for examination (PaperLuigi was soon arrested for breaking the union law).

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #1819 on:** July 21, 2008, 09:28:45 PM »

But Batkong broke PaperLuigi out of prison, allowing the story to continue without a hitch, except for being a thousand years later.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1820 on:** July 21, 2008, 10:14:29 PM »

Luckily all of the super heros had been put in suspended animation (just like Batkong) so they were all okay, but the scenery looked more futuristic.

The Chef · « **Reply #1821 on:** July 22, 2008, 09:11:58 AM »

Then when the writer's strike was over, the new team of writers (headed by me, The Chef) proceeded to put the story back on track, starting with Rex Luthor organizing a team of supervillains, including the J. Oker and Mewnestro!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1822 on:** July 22, 2008, 09:54:32 PM »

"Hopefully the new story won't involve Naruto," said PaperLuigi.

The Chef · « **Reply #1823 on:** July 23, 2008, 09:43:39 AM »

Which it didn't, because the Justice League of Nintendo were in the middle of divising a plan to stop Rex Luthor's team of supervillains right now...

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #1824 on:** July 23, 2008, 11:07:01 AM »

"Rex Ruthor? Rut's rat?" asked Scooby Doo, who had a strange feeling he had just broken some cosmic law by not phrasing his entire statement in a single sentence.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1825 on:** July 23, 2008, 11:56:25 AM »

Suddenly, some old man with a walker came up to the JLN and said "I'm ready to help you whippersnappers save the world! Believe it!"

...can you guess who the old man is?

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #1826 on:** July 23, 2008, 12:04:11 PM »

"No, I cannot," lied CrossEyed7, rather pointlessly.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1827 on:** July 23, 2008, 12:19:37 PM »

"Muahaha! I fooled you all!" laughed Dr. Sloth, ripping off his "Old Man Naruto" mask.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1828 on:** July 23, 2008, 01:12:44 PM »

"Wait, who the hell is Dr. Sloth?" asked Wonder Samus.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #1829 on:** July 23, 2008, 01:23:06 PM »

Wonder Samus had many such questions, befitting her name.