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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II  (Read 519649 times)

PaperLuigi

« Reply #2130 on: September 20, 2008, 11:36:42 PM »
Mallow trained with Mario for 5 years until he became a master of martial arts and dramatic entrances.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Kimimaru

  • Max Stats
« Reply #2131 on: September 21, 2008, 07:15:16 AM »
"You have surpassed me," said Mario, right as a giant earthquake 2 miles away occured!
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2132 on: September 21, 2008, 01:22:56 PM »
But then Groudon fainted, so the earthquake came to an abrupt end.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Kimimaru

  • Max Stats
« Reply #2133 on: September 21, 2008, 09:02:51 PM »
Groudon's defeat caused the story to go exceptionally insane, featuring Henry Heinz as the main character!
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

PaperLuigi

« Reply #2134 on: September 21, 2008, 10:02:23 PM »
Everything was so insane that God decided to create something that would balance it out...

"AND IT SHALL BE CALLED...A PLOT."
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #2135 on: September 22, 2008, 02:06:12 AM »
Man then quickly found themselves sinning because they refused to acknowledge the plot.

PaperLuigi

« Reply #2136 on: September 22, 2008, 08:49:18 AM »
So the story slipped into utter nonsense and Mario grew three heads.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2137 on: September 22, 2008, 04:45:08 PM »
"Mom!  Help!  I've got three heads!" shouted Mario, to which Mom replied, "There, there, there..."
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

MushroomJunkie

  • He's serious
« Reply #2138 on: September 22, 2008, 04:50:55 PM »
Mario then grabbed a saw blade!
Probably likes Sonic games better than anyone else on the fungi forums.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2139 on: September 22, 2008, 05:31:48 PM »
...and made himself a deli-style turkey sandwich.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

PaperLuigi

« Reply #2140 on: September 22, 2008, 05:43:43 PM »
"Mmm...this sandwich sure is tasty," said the first Mario head.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2141 on: September 22, 2008, 07:47:29 PM »
"Hey!  Give me some of that!" said Mario head #2.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Kimimaru

  • Max Stats
« Reply #2142 on: September 22, 2008, 08:05:46 PM »
But Mario head #3 never got to taste anything because Sonic snatched the sandwich out of 3-headed Mario's hands; "You're too slow!" said Sonic.
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2143 on: September 22, 2008, 08:12:10 PM »
Sonic took a bite out of the sandwich, not knowing that Mario had slipped hedgehog poison into it.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

PaperLuigi

« Reply #2144 on: September 22, 2008, 08:37:44 PM »
But before Sonic could digest the sandwich, Wario walked up to him and farted a mighty fart, which caused Sonic to barf it back out.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?
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