Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 584525 times)

nensondubois · « **Reply #2175 on:** October 12, 2008, 01:04:47 PM »

Bill Murray orders pizza and watches the Super Mario World cartoon show on an apple TV from Animal crossing he found in a trash can.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2176 on:** October 12, 2008, 01:38:48 PM »

Suddenly, Steve Jobs sued Tom Nook for retroactive copyright infringement!

Kimimaru · « **Reply #2177 on:** October 12, 2008, 09:20:27 PM »

But Tom Nook claimed that he was only in a game, and the charges were lifted.

Luigalaxy · « **Reply #2178 on:** October 15, 2008, 03:11:26 PM »

But then Nintendo sued him for stealing something from EarthBound!

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2179 on:** October 15, 2008, 04:50:46 PM »

But then Nintendo dropped the charges to keep up the facade that Earthbound/Mother doesn't exist.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2180 on:** October 16, 2008, 03:48:47 AM »

So Tom Nook sued Nintendo due to the anguish caused by them for suing him in the first place.

Kimimaru · « **Reply #2181 on:** October 16, 2008, 09:17:49 PM »

Phoenix Wright got annoyed with all the cases he had to deal with that were about sueing, so he called them all off and ran home to get an ice cream sandwich.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2182 on:** October 17, 2008, 06:03:22 AM »

Mr. Resetti then decided to take Tom Nook's case, and won by threatening to kill Nintendo's lawyer with his pick-axe.

Kimimaru · « **Reply #2183 on:** October 19, 2008, 09:50:16 AM »

Wario took Mr. Resetti's pickaxe and started mining for gold.

nensondubois · « **Reply #2184 on:** October 19, 2008, 06:46:11 PM »

Resetti then bit Wario, causing Wario to suddenly drop the ice pick, which then Resetti picked it up and killed Wario with it.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2185 on:** October 20, 2008, 02:34:29 AM »

Resetti quickly buried Wario's body and disposed of his pick-axe in the nearby river.

Luigalaxy · « **Reply #2186 on:** October 20, 2008, 02:45:40 PM »

The pick-axe rusted, and killed the fish of the river, causing him to be arrested by the government for pollution.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2187 on:** October 21, 2008, 03:05:00 AM »

Fortunately for him, Winston Payne was prosecuting, so Resetti was declared, 'Not Guilty'.

Kimimaru · « **Reply #2188 on:** October 29, 2008, 08:53:01 PM »

Then, an obscenely large can of tomato sauce crushed the court.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2189 on:** October 29, 2008, 08:54:37 PM »

Several lawyers narrowly escaped the crushing, and sued the tomato sauce for violating obscenity standards.