Well, actually, there are requirements. What they are, even I don't know. Heck, I didn't even know I was from Glorbanthia 'till LZR told me. And what happens to Matt LeBlanc now that he's on his own?
Suddenly, Glorb burst through the entrance to LZR's place! LZR rushed over to tell him something, but Glorb stopped him. "LZR, guess what?! I just had this wierd dream in my incredibly cool Glorbathian spaceship I forgot I had - you know, with the knobs? - where you were in this McDonalds and then there was this laugh and you got cut into tiny pieces and then you -- AAAAAARRRRGHHCCCCKK!!!" Suddenly, Glorb was cut down but a laser blast! As he flew into heaven, which is where he'd obviously go, Glorb noticed it was almost time for Glorb's Heaven!
So, with his magical Glorbathian powers he never used up until this point but was fully capable of using, he un-died and turned on LZR's TV just as his show started. The theme song began...
"He's wacky, he's Glorby
He's tacky and shlorby..."
"What the heck is shlorby?" asked Glorb.
"...He's always doing stuff-y!
Because, this is...
Glorb's Heaven!"
However, things would not be shlorby (look it up in the Glorbathian dictionary) for very long...